Experiment

[DevAdvocate]

I have a theory, but before I unleash it I have a few questions to ask everyone, well not everyone, just straight men.

1:Are you particulary hairy, not necesarilly a Chimp, but a bit like Andre Agassi or Pete Sampras?
2: Do you have a fairly hairy chest? Not a few stray ones, a full fine healthy/manly chestful of hair?

This is not a trick so I can make jokes about hairy men or Yetis, seeing as how I am one.
Yay or nay.

 

[ERINBLACK]

I have a theory, but before I unleash it I have a few questions to ask everyone, well not everyone, just straight men.

1:Are you particulary hairy, not necesarilly a Chimp, but a bit like Andre Agassi or Pete Sampras?
2: Do you have a fairly hairy chest? Not a few stray ones, a full fine healthy/manly chestful of hair?

This is not a trick so I can make jokes about hairy men or Yetis, seeing as how I am one.
Yay or nay.

None on your bonce though ya baldy ex filth.

 

[DevAdvocate]

None on your bonce though ya baldy ex filth.

True, very true.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I'm like the lovechild of a wookie and a gorilla.

 

[ERINBLACK]

I'm like the lovechild of a wookie and a gorilla.

Lying in your own sick on your ma's sofa.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I'm the complete opposite. Maybe I've got low testosterone levels. On the plus side I have a lovely head of hair on me.

 

[Gambol]

1. Not particularly hairy. I do have a fine head of salt n' peppa hair though ( a la George Clooney )
2. I have a central patch of hair on my chest. No grey in it.
2b. I have found grey hairs on ma baws when I let the hair grow out which I normally don't anyways.

Why do you ask?

 

[Gambol]

I'm the complete opposite. Maybe I've got low testosterone levels. On the plus side I have a lovely head of hair on me.

...additionally, who the **** wants to be one of those unlucky ****s that has to shave more than once every two days?

 

[DevAdvocate]

Why do you ask?

When I have enough responses I will explain.

 

[Ciaran]

I've only a few stragglers myself, a full head of hair though.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I'm the complete opposite. Maybe I've got low testosterone levels. On the plus side I have a lovely head of hair on me.

Good barnet on me though discolouring somewhat and born in the late 80's but me ma thinks I look distinguished!

 

[ERINBLACK]

...additionally, who the **** wants to be one of those unlucky ****s that has to shave more than once every two days?

I only shave once every three weeks.

Cause I'm a lazy bastard.

Plus my boyfriend likes me chaffing his inner thighs before I accept him in my mouth

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Lying in your own sick on your ma's sofa.

That's very unlikely, given that I've not spoken to my "ma" for a couple of months. You daft old bastard.

 

[Toby]

I have a beard and have been known to grow my hair long.

Body hair is for spasticmongopoofs

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I have a beard and have been known to grow my hair long.

Body hair is for spasticmongopoofs

I'm neither a spastic nor a *****, thank you very much.

 

[Patience]

That's very unlikely, given that I've not spoken to my "ma" for a couple of months. You daft old bastard.

Hope you and your ma work through your issues.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Hope you and your ma work through your issues.

I don't.

 

[Patience]

I don't.

I kind of do, but only if it makes you happy, Jip.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

...additionally, who the **** wants to be one of those unlucky ****s that has to shave more than once every two days?

I don't shave. Beard trimmer on lowest setting once or twice a week

 

[EDGE.]

I am known for my bushy 'tache.