Experiment

I have a theory, but before I unleash it I have a few questions to ask everyone, well not everyone, just straight men.

1:Are you particulary hairy, not necesarilly a Chimp, but a bit like Andre Agassi or Pete Sampras?
2: Do you have a fairly hairy chest? Not a few stray ones, a full fine healthy/manly chestful of hair?

This is not a trick so I can make jokes about hairy men or Yetis, seeing as how I am one.
Yay or nay.

 

None on your bonce though ya baldy ex filth.

 

True, very true.

 

Lying in your own sick on your ma's sofa.

 

I'm the complete opposite. Maybe I've got low testosterone levels. On the plus side I have a lovely head of hair on me.

 

1. Not particularly hairy. I do have a fine head of salt n' peppa hair though ( a la George Clooney )
2. I have a central patch of hair on my chest. No grey in it.
2b. I have found grey hairs on ma baws when I let the hair grow out which I normally don't anyways.

Why do you ask?

 

...additionally, who the **** wants to be one of those unlucky ****s that has to shave more than once every two days?

 

When I have enough responses I will explain.

 

I've only a few stragglers myself, a full head of hair though.

 

Good barnet on me though discolouring somewhat and born in the late 80's but me ma thinks I look distinguished!

 

I only shave once every three weeks.

Cause I'm a lazy bastard.

Plus my boyfriend likes me chaffing his inner thighs before I accept him in my mouth

 

I have a beard and have been known to grow my hair long.

Body hair is for spasticmongopoofs

 

Hope you and your ma work through your issues.

 

I kind of do, but only if it makes you happy, Jip.

 

I don't shave. Beard trimmer on lowest setting once or twice a week

 

I am known for my bushy 'tache.