Off Topic Eurovision - in memory of Tickles.

[Kempton]

Making your mind up?

They whipped the girls skirts off. Gets the horny voters in...

 

[newlandcasual]

Of the songs i saw Portugul's was the best followed by Germany's, ours was decent but sung by a weak vocalist....this years winner was utterly atrocious.

 

[Happy Tiger]

Heh classic Eurovision.

Btw. We don't enter it to win it, we'll never win it again. It's not a singing competition, if you think it is, you're wrong.

So next years will be held in a war zone.

Bring it on.

 

[Walter Sobchak]

For next year’s Eurovision, we should just enter four Millwall fans chanting "No one likes us, we don't care”.

Can’t believe you lot actually sat through that drivel.

It's a comedy show.

 

[originallambrettaman]

It's a comedy show.

It's a ****show...

 

[Amin Arrears]

It's a ****show...

A fitting tribute to tickles then

 

[Walter Sobchak]

It's a ****show...

How do you know? You don't watch it.

 

[Anal Frank Fingers]

How do you know? You don't watch it.

To be fair to him, I don't watch Eastenders but I'm reasonably sure what I would think if I did.

 

[originallambrettaman]

How do you know? You don't watch it.

I don’t listen to Justin Beiber records either, but I know he’s ****e.

 

[Des Head]

Please don't tell me I'm the only one with this being forced upon them. If I was locked in a room with these German entrants, well, I couldn't be responsible.

 

[Edelman]

Please don't tell me I'm the only one with this being forced upon them. If I was locked in a room with these German entrants, well, I couldn't be responsible.

I'm watching willfully

 

[tigerscanada]

Should be renamed Neurovision for its abuse of ones audio and optical nerves.

Unlike this wordplay mutation...

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Bit like Brexit really !

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[Des Head]

San Marino

I'm watching willfully

Not sure where Cyprus's clothes began or ended.

 

[Edelman]

San Marino


Not sure where Cyprus's clothes began or ended.

Yes indeed she is rather pretty

 

[Quill]

iceland's entry. Not enough S&M gear for me.

 

[Anal Frank Fingers]

iceland's entry. Not enough S&M gear for me.

Its alright. The girls vocals are too weak though to complement the rest of the vocals/electro melody.

 

[Edelman]

Its alright. The girls vocals are too weak though to complement the rest of the vocals/electro melody.

The Danish one was right up Eurovision street but she was slightly off with a few lines

 

[Edelman]

The Serbian girl forgot to have her roots done before the contest

 

[Des Head]

Well, it's points time. For what it's worth, my wife **** her pants at the Australia performance.

 

[Des Head]

Well, it's points time. For what it's worth, my wife **** her pants at the Australia performance.

To be clear, she didn't enjoy it, she's just got a funny tummy.