Off Topic EU deabte. Which way are you voting ?

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How will you vote in the EU referendum ?

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"If you feel like that I would recommend you seek medical help. You
seem to have become abusive due to a discussion of ID cards on the
internet. You behaviour displays a large degree of instability."

Peter Saxton.
 
Teenage Pregnancies
We at the sensible party believe in tackling the root cause of problems.

The Problem: The number of teenage pregnancies, and indeed in unplanned, unwanted or ill-prepared for births put a great strain on our country's social service and benefit systems.

Our Solution: We propose the compulsory fitting of sub dermal hormonal birth control devices to all school children 12 years of age, which can be removed upon the completion of a certificate in parenting skills and the gaining of at least one recognised educational qualification.

This simple action will eliminate all teenage pregnancies, and ensure all new parents have the necessary skills to cope with their responsibilities.


<yikes>
 
****ing Hell.


Prison Population Policy
Today's prisons are overcrowded and the people who reside in them do so without giving anything back to our land. Our policy will see these people put to good use. Prisoners will spend shifts in human sized hamster wheels that are attached to generators, thus supplying power to the nearby community.
The amount of time that is spent in the wheel is to be calculated by taking the length of their sentence in hours and dividing it by fifteen, once the inmate has produced this number of kilowatt hours of electricity, he or she will be released.
This scheme will have multiple benefits. In addition to supplying part of the country's power needs it will keep the inmates fit, provide incentive not to re-offend and instill the core value that hard work pays off.

A Sensible Policy for a Sensible Britain.
 
Skylarker said:
****ing Hell.


Prison Population Policy
Today's prisons are overcrowded and the people who reside in them do so without giving anything back to our land. Our policy will see these people put to good use. Prisoners will spend shifts in human sized hamster wheels that are attached to generators, thus supplying power to the nearby community.
The amount of time that is spent in the wheel is to be calculated by taking the length of their sentence in hours and dividing it by fifteen, once the inmate has produced this number of kilowatt hours of electricity, he or she will be released.
This scheme will have multiple benefits. In addition to supplying part of the country's power needs it will keep the inmates fit, provide incentive not to re-offend and instill the core value that hard work pays off.

A Sensible Policy for a Sensible Britain.
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I like that one <laugh>
 
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