Off Topic EU deabte. Which way are you voting ?

Lol, i'm voting for this guy, he's got some great policies!

 

Can't believe that I have been on a chat forum with the future PM of what is left of the UK.

 

For the record I posted a pic of Captain Sensible and dubbed him The Sensible One before this Sensible Party **** came out.

As always, Stan knew!

 

http://www.thesensibleparty.org.uk/index.html

The policies section is a bit thin like

Maybe he's still working on it....

 

"If you feel like that I would recommend you seek medical help. You
seem to have become abusive due to a discussion of ID cards on the
internet. You behaviour displays a large degree of instability."

Peter Saxton.

 

Policies in here Tobes

http://thesensibleparty.blogspot.com.es/

He's got great ideas to tackle prison population, education, teenage pregnancies and the welfare state!

 

The Hampster wheel's a cracker!..

 

FFS

Legend.

 

That's surely got to be a pisstake?

Then again this is Pete we're talking about....

Edit: can someone ask him as he's got me on ignore, no idea why like

 

Teenage Pregnancies
We at the sensible party believe in tackling the root cause of problems.

The Problem: The number of teenage pregnancies, and indeed in unplanned, unwanted or ill-prepared for births put a great strain on our country's social service and benefit systems.

Our Solution: We propose the compulsory fitting of sub dermal hormonal birth control devices to all school children 12 years of age, which can be removed upon the completion of a certificate in parenting skills and the gaining of at least one recognised educational qualification.

This simple action will eliminate all teenage pregnancies, and ensure all new parents have the necessary skills to cope with their responsibilities.

 

****ing Hell.


Prison Population Policy
Today's prisons are overcrowded and the people who reside in them do so without giving anything back to our land. Our policy will see these people put to good use. Prisoners will spend shifts in human sized hamster wheels that are attached to generators, thus supplying power to the nearby community.
The amount of time that is spent in the wheel is to be calculated by taking the length of their sentence in hours and dividing it by fifteen, once the inmate has produced this number of kilowatt hours of electricity, he or she will be released.
This scheme will have multiple benefits. In addition to supplying part of the country's power needs it will keep the inmates fit, provide incentive not to re-offend and instill the core value that hard work pays off.

A Sensible Policy for a Sensible Britain.

 

I like that one

 

**** me that would be a huge human rights issue!

 

It won't let me leave a comment!!

It's saying it has to be moderated first

 

Say that when you get busted for hate cimes custard

 

If I ever go that mad in my old age my kids have my permission to kill me.

 

**** um I say!!!!

 

I suspect you're too stupid to leave a comment. @Bodanki has got no chance.

 

Its let me leave one, I must be clever then

 

You know what they say, a productive prisoner is a happy prisoner

 

I tried to leave a comment 'awaiting moderation' - we'll see I guess!!