Especially for Kittens ...

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Smug in Boots

Smug in Boots

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... and anyone else who thinks they know best.

Can anyone imagine what a shambles this would be if Donald and Methven were involved.

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Booooooo! There was me thinking we were gonna get some cute pictures of kittens.

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Seriously though, stuff like this doesnt half make it seem like we are not ****ing about. Though like the above kitten, I would prefer them to keep it under their hats, never know who will turn up. Mike Ashley in a false tasche and glasses id expect.
 
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cumbrianmackem said:
Thought this was a thread linked to how to rid of the neighbours bastard cat that's taken to ****ting in my vegetable troughs.
I've had to get them all netted but I will have my revenge<grr>
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Little tip what we used to do is a few dried out used teabags and put 5/6 drops of olbas oil on, lay them around the area of where the cats are doing they business and they'll stay away. The tea bags rot and go into your soil, keep doing it for a while as the cats will come back if they know the smells gone. They'll stop coming eventually
 
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Comfy said:
Little tip what we used to do is a few dried out used teabags and put 5/6 drops of olbas oil on, lay them around the area of where the cats are doing they business and they'll stay away. The tea bags rot and go into your soil, keep doing it for a while as the cats will come back if they know the smells gone. They'll stop coming eventually
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Thanks for that but not as satisfying as shooting the little dear. I will give it a go though.
 
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Saff said:
Take a **** on their doorstep every time the cat ****s in your garden <ok>
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Cant understand how it is sociably acceptable to allow a pet free rein to leave your house, to let it climb, piss, **** and kill on other folks property, and to just let it back in when its tired or wants something to eat?! Might see if I can get away with that with my pet Rotweiler.
 
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Mr 55p said:
Cant understand how it is sociably acceptable to allow a pet free rein to leave your house, to let it climb, piss, **** and kill on other folks property, and to just let it back in when its tired or wants something to eat?! Might see if I can get away with that with my pet Rotweiler.
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Why, it seems to be ok for teenagers nowadays :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
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Saff said:
Take a **** on their doorstep every time the cat ****s in your garden <ok>
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i had a neighbour who always let his dog **** on my front lawn when i was at work, my invalid neighbour saw him do it i would wear a plastic glove and lift the **** in a plastic bag and post it through his letterbox, making sure to smear plenty on the outside and handle, it stopped after the third time, Just watch the cat and see what house it goes in
 
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dig a hole place a plastic bucket or dish with a drain pipe sized hole in it place an opened tin of sardines cover the top with 3 quarter ply,place 3ft of drain pipe at a 30 degree angle in to dish, cover with soil pour fish oil down the open end to make it really slippy sit back and wait
 
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Makemstine Roger said:
i had a neighbour who always let his dog **** on my front lawn when i was at work, my invalid neighbour saw him do it i would wear a plastic glove and lift the **** in a plastic bag and post it through his letterbox, making sure to smear plenty on the outside and handle, it stopped after the third time, Just watch the cat and see what house it goes in
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Lol, 4 years ago I turned up at my neighbours home with her cat in an Asda carrier bag. I had no idea it was in my back garden when I opened the back door to let the dog out. My dog caught it at the top of the garden and by the time I realised what was happening and had got to them, the cat was dead.

I thought I'd done the decent thing by informing the neighbour her cat had passed away and that she'd fully understand because it happened in my back garden... Did she ****, screamed at me calling me a sick bastard and threatening to report my dog to the RSPCA. I think I just told her to **** off and tied the carrier bag to her front gate on my way back over to my house.

Cat owners think it's one rule for them and their pets and a separate rule for everybody else and their animals.
 
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Saff said:
Lol, 4 years ago I turned up at my neighbours home with her cat in an Asda carrier bag. I had no idea it was in my back garden when I opened the back door to let the dog out. My dog caught it at the top of the garden and by the time I realised what was happening and had got to them, the cat was dead.

I thought I'd done the decent thing by informing the neighbour her cat had passed away and that she'd fully understand because it happened in my back garden... Did she ****, screamed at me calling me a sick bastard and threatening to report my dog to the RSPCA. I think I just told her to **** off and tied the carrier bag to her front gate on my way back over to my house.

Cat owners think it's one rule for them and their pets and a separate rule for everybody else and their animals.
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To be fair, that is a pretty psychotic image of you I have pictured in my head. Poor thing lying in state in a blood dripping ASDA carrier bag! You could have at least approached things with and shown the cat a bit more dignity. Maybe a Waitrose one or Marks & Spencers perhaps?
 
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Smug in Boots said:
... and anyone else who thinks they know best.

Can anyone imagine what a shambles this would be if Donald and Methven were involved.

SAFC Talk – The Business of Football
Stadium of Light
7pm – 9pm
Hear from SAFC senior leadership team on what it takes to run a football club and how solid foundations are the key to success both on and off the pitch. This event will provide opportunity to participate in an energetic and inspirational discussion with Steve Davison and Kristjaan Speakman.

https://sbfestival.co.uk/programme/
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Thought for a minute that was on tonight!

I'm sure if Donald and Methven were involved it would be a really slick presentation, but the content would all be a load of bollox!!
 
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Draig said:
Thought for a minute that was on tonight!

I'm sure if Donald and Methven were involved it would be a really slick presentation, but the content would all be a load of bollox!!
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There's no way they'd have allowed well informed intelligent outsiders near the club ...

... they couldn't even get away with their drivel in Consett pub full of ordinary supporters.
 
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