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Escape from the SS

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Oldsparkey, Mar 12, 2015.

  1. Stevoldinho

    Stevoldinho Well-Known Member

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    I know that, I know that it has to be retaken if it hasn't left the box. I didn't know the bit about the corner though <ok>.
     
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  2. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Not sure which one you're talking about Bluey, but I don't do funerals these days pal.

    My father died when I was just a 17 year old and I vowed I'd never get that upset again. Then the trauma of my mother and both my wife's parents, my 63 year old elder brother along with a 2 year old very close young person in the family all leaving us over this past 6 years has killed me off for the experience. I obviously went to those but again vowed they would be the last.

    A close work colleague of mine I'd known for 25 years who was in his early 60's passed away just before last Christmas - I just couldn't go, but his wife and son understood.

    Enough of that - back to the quiz, and just where is Masky?
     
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  3. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Sorry to hear all that Sparks. Didn't mean to have a go at your personal experiences. <ok>

    I was on about Steve Strange's funeral at Porthcawl today. Spandau Ballet and other 80's faces there. So my wife tells me.
     
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  4. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No problem Bluey - I didn't think for a minute that you were having a go pal. We all have hangups - that just happens to be mine. <ok>

    Didn't know about Steve Strange's funeral down her today though.
     
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  5. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    "Escape from the SS"..................fking hell sparkey don't put headlines up like that again, i was just about 2 barricade my house in fear of ukip`s black shirts smashing theyre way in trying 2 detain my non indigenous marijuana plants.
     
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  6. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Don't worry about UKIP calling for your plants pal, just get down to Tescos - you'll get more of a lift from their bananas. <ok>
     
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  7. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    well if they got special bananas, I`ll have an ounce sparkey <laugh>

    funny how politics and bananas gets into the same sentence so often init,...... maybe its a sign........don't vote for fruit cakes !!
     
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  8. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Oh, they got special bananas alright aber - but you don't buy them by the ounce, they'll just give you a bit of a bite and a lift.

    http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/worlds-deadliest-spider-bite-causes-8827046

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  9. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    never mind spiders, what is the answer?

    If no one else has touched the ball does it have to be re-taken?
     
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  10. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    behave remote will ew>>>>did u even read the article butty <laugh>........a four hour erection from one bite>>>>>so i guess two bites gives you an 8 hour stiff and three bites, a bag over your head and a orange in your gob makes you turn into a conservative party member <laugh>

    if im honest I only want one of these spiders as company for the wife`s fanny licking lizard...
     
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  11. ccfcremotesupport

    ccfcremotesupport Well-Known Member

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    I read the article Aber. Why would I want to reduce my pleasure time? :emoticon-0115-inlov

    Anyway, wandering spiders, Spanish flies, what is it with all these insects?
     
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  12. FrankfurterBlue

    FrankfurterBlue Well-Known Member

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    Steady on guys.....I saw the headline and thought that I was in trouble somehow. I escaped last week but am back now!!!
     
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  13. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Barry is quite right - the correct referee's decision would be to award a corner.

    "The goal kick is a direct free kick. When the ball is brought back into play as a result of a goal kick, the ball is not in play until it has left the penalty area. No player including the kick taker may touch the ball until it has done so. If any player touches the ball before the whole of the ball has left the penalty area, the kick shall be retaken.

    If the ball leaves the penalty area and then directly enters the opponents goal, a goal shall be awarded. If the ball crosses any part of the possession team's goal line without being touched by another player, the referee shall award a corner kick to the opposing side."

    OK guys - let's take this on a bit further.

    Same scenario - the keeper blasts the goal kick out into the teeth of a gale and then realises the ball is going to blow back into his own goal. On instinct he catches it to prevent it going over the line.

    What should the referee award?
     
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  14. Blue Sheep

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    Can you catch your own goal kick?
     
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  15. DerekTheMole

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    I believe the match would be called off because I'm pretty sure the game is unplayable in those conditions... or are we playing with a fly-away down Barry Island?

    EDIT: In more seriousness I believe it would be some kind of foul play, maybe an indirect freekick or something?
     
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  16. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Agree with VTT. Indirect free kick to opposition and maybe a yellow to the keeper for being a knob and not kicking the ball hard enough.
     
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  17. Barry Tiger

    Barry Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Assuming the keeper catches the ball inside the penalty area it's an indirect free kick.
    If he catches it outside the penalty area its a direct free kick.
     
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  18. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    OK, you last three are correct, though it looks like Barry has got the rulebook in front of him because he's spot on......<laugh>

    OK then clever clogs :emoticon-0105-wink:, here's another one based on the same sort of thing.

    A goal kick is taken by a player other than the goalkeeper and the ball leaves the penalty area only to return without another player touching it. The goalkeeper then picks it up and kicks it out again.

    What is the referee's decision?
     
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  19. Stevoldinho

    Stevoldinho Well-Known Member

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    Play on, unless it was intentional in which case it would be an indirect free kick for the back pass......
     
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  20. Barry Tiger

    Barry Tiger Well-Known Member

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    I would say the kick should be retaken..........................:emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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