England vs Peru

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Ernie Shackleton said:
The team tonight is the likely starting eleven for the Italy match.

Which is going to be played in the middle of the tropical rainforest, on the equator.


With this in mind I expect the team to take the pitch wearing 7 fleecy layers, with a kagool on top.

Plus gimp masks, with restricted breathing nozzly things. (Available at all good branches of Pulse and Cocktails. (Apparently).


And parrots flying about the stadium.

And sloths on the pitch.




The world Cup - It's all about which teams prepare the best.
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Should be playing in Machu Picchu to acclimatize, not at Wembley. Probably get a bigger crowd too ! Bad planning.
 
According to Woy, Welbeck has been picked because he has played out wide a few times before.

What? Over actual ****ing wingers?
 
Macca. said:
According to Woy, Welbeck has been picked because he has played out wide a few times before.

What? Over actual ****ing wingers?
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He said a lot more than that. He's picked him out wide for England before and he's done well and scored goals. Just because he isn't normally a winger doesn't mean it's wrong to play him there. Lallana isn't really a winger either but it's where he fits in. It's like how Koren has played up front for City and done well, even though he's a midfielder.

What's the full team? Still haven't seen it.
 
The Peru keeper kit is straight out of Frankies Vauxhall Tavern.

And it's Umbro, I hope to f**k Al Mac doesn't get any fruity ideas about wearing one next season.
 
is it just me, or does it seem like the British press are sulky little school kids cos they didn't the man that they wanted?
it's like, "if it aint our 'arry, we aren't building the game up."
**** knows what will happen if Roy doesn't bring the Jules Rimet back from Brazil.
 
Say Peru think Cubillas and this
[video=youtube;avDX5falmns]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avDX5falmns[/video]

Alan Rough ....
 
Not sure who is in attendance tonight whether they're proper football fans or just there because it's England but what is with the chorus of SHOOOOT everytime England get the ball past the half way line?
Stupid
 
Barmbys_Tan said:
Not sure who is in attendance tonight whether they're proper football fans or just there because it's England but what is with the chorus of SHOOOOT everytime England get the ball past the half way line?
Stupid
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I reckon it's the reporters in the press box.
 
Macca.:6567051 said:
This match needs one of those Beckenbauer-esque runs forward by Davies.

Oh wait.
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he really should be playing

instead my tv is off
 
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