Match Day Thread England v Wales

Think as long as we get someone to spank the monkey we'll be alright. And drop that little black fella Sterling


England win 3-1.

 

Right then Chazz - now you've made your match thread, which is unsurprisingly better than Brady's - who is gonna win the Euros?




Oh, and rumour has it Woy is gonna name an unchanged side. I ****ing hope not.

 

I've gone for Germany.

Woy has done what??? FFS

 

The favourites. Good safe choice.

I know. I really hope it is bollocks.

 

They did play well in fairness. Dropping Sterling or anyone else would surely be in order to play the diamond which seems drastic when we've just played well. I can understand going unchanged.

 

GTF

I rate him barely higher than Dowie, but there's no ****ing way he won't start Vardy.

No ****ing way.

Same team?

GTF.

Nice facts about both teams Chazz, you remind me of a bloke I worked with once. "Sets low expectations then fails to meet them".

Bales given Roy his team talk for him. More passion my arse.

Regulation 4-0 to us and Bale off injured, the over priced ****.

 

I'm really not up on these teams. I've done Muller as top scorer at 9/1 too.

 

I went for Payet at 14/1 and Lukaku at 25/1.

 

The entrance to the coach yard of the 15th century Ye Old Bulls Head Inn in Beaumaris is the largest simple hinged door in Britain (13ft high and 11ft wide).

The village of Aberdaron lies further away from a railway station than anywhere else in England and Wales.

In the graveyard of Strata Florida Abbey in Cardiganshire is a head stone which reads: “The left leg and part of the thigh of Henry Hughes, cooper, cut off and interr’d here, June 18 1756.
Hughes had lost the limb in a farming accident , but still managed to later emigrate to America, where the rest of him was eventually buried.

It was in the gardens of 17th century Nantclwyd Hall, near Ruthin, that Major Walter Wingfield apparently invented lawn tennis in 1873.

In 1881 the first lager brewery in Britain was opened in Wrexham by German immigrants.
Wrexham Lager was, for a long time, the only draught beer serve on British ships, as, unlike other traditional beers, it was unaffected by the motion of the waves.

Cardiff’s Coal Exchange (completed in 1886) was once where the price of the world’s coal was determined. In 1907 the globe’s first £1m deal was struck there.

Established in 1894, Spillers Records in Cardiff is today the oldest record in the world as well as the oldest recording business.

The Welsh language has no letter v or j. The most common surnames in Wales are Evans and Jones.

 

Payet could be a good call.
I've not looked at who plays who after the groups, which can have a big bearing on it.

Pelle might not be a bad shout if Italy continue to improve like they usually do.

 

Hope we spank the **** out of the loud mouthed, sheep shagging taffy ****s.

4 nowt, barely breaking sweat.

 

2-0 England. Good start followed by sticky bit. Second goal in final quarter of game kills off Welsh.

GS: Rooney and Lallana

 

And where's Vardy gonna play? Left wing? **** that. He's about as much use as a one legged Sterling playing there.

Sterling was pretty ****e at the weekend, but if we're going 4-5-1 I'd much rather see a winger play on the wing rather than someone who has the touch and vision of an egg.

If Vardy plays it has to be up front. He's not a left winger by any stretch of the imagination. May as well play Gary Cahill there.

 

Show me a Welshman and I'll show you a ****.


If the little black fella and the out of form, Crouch wannabe keep their places then Woy is a Welshman.


A couple of changes in the right place we win by two clear goals.

Unchanged, it's a draw.

 

I tend to agree, but presumably Wenger isn't planning on using him as a central striker. Doesn't seem very Arsenal-like that. I think he's actually much better, more rounded player than he gets credit for.

 

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Show me an Englishman who's mother was born in Rhyl and I'll show you a thoroughly decent chap.

 

he was born in Warrington. He's about as Welsh as the queen of England's tits.

 

Young HRH Liz, flashing her pure Welsh puppies.

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He looks like a good larker. Would he cost much?