End of the world confessions

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Luv I hope a third arm grows out of your head after **** goes nuclear. <ok>

I'm not actually American.... :bandit:
 
Am I write in thinkin the Mayans are from Mexico, so surely its all gonna end 1111 Mayan ( Mexican )time and they are 6 hrs behind us so that gives us until 1911 tonight, time maybe for some of you lot to nip for a dump.....just <ok>
 
I have a confession to make before the planet explodes.

It is best that you guys all know that I am secretly Stewart Downing and I see every thing you write about me. Me and Charlie Adam used to spend hours reading this site together.
 
I've got a few.

I had a pint in the Golden ball in Scarborough with Jimmy Saville in 2002. He didn't bum me as far as I can remember.

I secretly used to enjoy the post **** guilt I got from banging one out over the Oulsen twins.

I once shat myself in a KFC

I put a full bottle of nair in my housemates shampoo.
 
I've got a few.

I had a pint in the Golden ball in Scarborough with Jimmy Saville in 2002. He didn't bum me as far as I can remember.

I secretly used to enjoy the post **** guilt I got from banging one out over the Oulsen twins.

I once shat myself in a KFC

I put a full bottle of nair in my housemates shampoo.

I once crapped myself in Disney Land and through up in the Tate Modern. I have also thrown up in Dover Castle, Wollyby World in Holland, Safeway, and when I was about 7, all over my teachers coat in front of the entire class.
 
I have a confession to make before the planet explodes.

It is best that you guys all know that I am secretly Stewart Downing and I see every thing you write about me. Me and Charlie Adam used to spend hours reading this site together.

Hello Stuart can you please **** off to another club.