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End of the world confessions

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Flappy Flanagan (JK), Dec 20, 2012.

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  1. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Lets get it all out in the open.

    Who has a confession to make?

    RHC, who is your source?

    MFG, what team do you really support?

    Shogun, are you a closet red?

    Which one of you is Jen Chang in disguise?

    RHC, is your source Jen Chang, having his revenge?

    Lets get the truth out before it is to late!
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Dec 20, 2012
  2. jaffaSlot

    jaffaSlot Well-Known Member

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    I don't like Jaffacakes.
     
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    jaffaSlot, Dec 20, 2012
  3. shogs

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    I am Patrice Evra.
     
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  4. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Next you will be saying you dont work for the police force.
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Dec 20, 2012
  5. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    This may shock most of you but... I steal jokes. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Dec 20, 2012
  6. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Some times I accidentally type the wrong worts in was posts.
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Dec 20, 2012
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Me and Billy were drunk one night and......better not world may survive and Billy would be really angry with me.

    I could tell the Bluff story but it takes while, it's like one of those Tomkins articles and Hash says he has the copyright, he's calling it Fifty Shades of Bluff. :bandit:
     
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    luvgonzo, Dec 20, 2012
  8. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    And repeat them <doh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 20, 2012
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    Or should that be loan jk?

    <whistle>
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Dec 20, 2012
  10. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Lawn.

    The Lawn Ranger.
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Dec 21, 2012

  11. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    My confession...

    I look at Not606 on my phone whilst having a poo, sometimes just a wee <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Dec 21, 2012
  12. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Is this caused by the roller coaster ride of an LFC game these days?

    Run to the toilet every time the opposition winger takes on Downing at left back.
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Dec 21, 2012
  13. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    I take it this apocalypse is not based on GMT then? :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Dec 21, 2012
  14. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    This is the last day on their calender. We have 23 hours and 50 minutes.
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Dec 21, 2012
  15. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Barely enough time for Patrice Evra to change his statement three times.
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Dec 21, 2012
  16. saintanton

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    You mean you sit down for a wee?

    Well, well....
     
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  17. saintanton

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    I'm feeling sorry for them now. Can't we have a whip-round and just send them a new calendar ?
     
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    saintanton, Dec 21, 2012
  18. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    My confession is that I like Den Zlat more than you <ok> sorry mate

    I also think 50 Shades of Buff would be a better story :bandit:
     
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    The artist JerryChristmas, Dec 21, 2012
  19. Flappy Flanagan (JK)

    Flappy Flanagan (JK) Well-Known Member

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    Check out mr May (I actually had a teacher at school with that name...)

    This doesnt fit the thread, but when I googled Liverpool FC calender I came across this:

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    haaaaa
     
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    Flappy Flanagan (JK), Dec 21, 2012
  20. saintanton

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    See, it can't be the end if we've got one for next year.
    Love the Rafa one. Wonder if the Chavs'll steal it and Photoshop him blue?
     
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