Am going to try and give it up without gums and electric ***s and all the rest of it but when I fail I might think again!
I started patches again this mornin'![]()
Left my wallet at home this morning and only realised when on the tube. Then I started to panic cos I had no ***s. I really don't want to keep on through life wondering how I'm going to make it through the day without a cigarette - it's nuts!I'm going outside now for a smoke. I shall enjoy it too![]()

Am gonny get maself a cup of coffee (black nae sugar like wot real men have) then wander ootside to have a smoke withoot a jacket on (like wot real men do). Probably punch a coupla ****s on the coupon while am at it.
Am gonny get maself a cup of coffee (black nae sugar like wot real men have) then wander ootside to have a smoke withoot a jacket on (like wot real men do). Probably punch a coupla ****s on the coupon while am at it.

With the ***s and the black coffee I bet your teeth are black too.
Coffee is for ****s but the bold bit is true
Not sure about punching peeps in the face, but then again round here peeps walking past are generally women going shopping, not cool...
Stopping smoking using patches and gum is gay and even more of a waste of money than smoking ***s. The electric ciggies would be useul, the new ones are pretty good, but all it takes is willpower.
I'm happy to keep smoking at the mo, smoking is cool![]()

Patches are free out of the chemist for everyone Toby and no version of electronic feg can be described as 'cool'.
Patches are free out of the chemist for everyone Toby and no version of electronic feg can be described as 'cool'.
I want to see a pic of a few gayers being fried in an electric chair, otherwise this thread fails

MD 20/20:4135284 said:Patches are free out of the chemist for everyone Toby and no version of electronic feg can be described as 'cool'.
Stick the whole packet to your body and OD you ****.
My maw tried to quit using the nicorette inhailor. Thought you had to smoke a whole cartridge per *** as opposed to 1 puff per ***. Her whole face went red and swelled up it was funny as ****.
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