Election 2024

[Solid Air]

I've always done my own books.

dear God
you do know you could be writing down the value of your van in the accounts for starters.

 

[Libby]

My mate had a well good idea.

Have people looking through peoples accounts or whats out in public and letting them report people to hmrc. Anyone caught and having to pay tax back you earn a % of the recouped costs. Anytime you **** up though you have to pay hmrc back. I got dibs on sucky

No one likes a grass mate

 

[brb]

dear God
you do know you could be writing down the value of your van in the accounts for starters.

 

[PINKIE]

dear God
you do know you could be writing down the value of your van in the accounts for starters.

I put the van down as a capital investment when I bought it.

But there's loads of expenses claims that I've just not bothered with, office supplies, internet, electric, insurances, membership, courses etc.

I'll put them down this year when I do my tax return in Jan.

 

[Sucky]

Cool. If we're deporting people born in the UK, I'd like to nominate Farage and Clarkson.

If there's room on the dinghy you can add Russell Brand too.

I notice they're all white Christians


Which is not racist

 

[PINKIE]

I notice they're all white Christians


Which is not racist

They are also all dickheads, which was the category I was concentrating on.

 

[Sucky]

My mate had a well good idea.

Have people looking through peoples accounts or whats out in public and letting them report people to hmrc. Anyone caught and having to pay tax back you earn a % of the recouped costs. Anytime you **** up though you have to pay hmrc back. I got dibs on sucky

Yeh good luck searching hmrc for Sucky mcpaintmun

 

[PINKIE]

Yeh good luck searching hmrc for Sucky mcpaintmun

 

[Sucky]

They are also all dickheads, which was the category I was concentrating on.

Convenient

 

[BobbyD]

I notice they're all white Christians


Which is not racist

Are they really Christians though? I bet mohammed from stockport was more Christian than them

 

[Archers Road]

I'd guess mate the ones who have used that loophole the longest would be your lords and lady's, I'd like to see a list of who has held farmland the longest in the UK, I'd bet it's all aristocracy tbh dodging tax for centuries

****ing right. So far this Labour Government has managed to piss off the landed gentry, owners of private care homes, Amazon, buy to let landlords, Jeremy Clarkson, and, er...you, since you become a tech bro conspiracy nutter.

So they're definitely getting plenty right.

 

[Solid Air]

I put the van down as a capital investment when I bought it.

But there's loads of expenses claims that I've just not bothered with, office supplies, internet, electric, insurances, membership, courses etc.

I'll put them down this year when I do my tax return in Jan.

you can still write off the depreciation (or at least could when i used to see farmers fairy tales accounts)

 

[Archers Road]

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Different party

Same old ****

Bus fares aren't up 50%. Still £1.80 anywhere in London

 

[BobbyD]

Bus fares aren't up 50%. Still £1.80 anywhere in London

to be fair it was like 4/5 quid in my teens. Now with a maximum cap of 3 quid it's still a bargain

 

[PINKIE]

you can still write off the depreciation (or at least could when i used to see farmers fairy tales accounts)

I'll have a proper look at it all in Jan. I'm about to go into the busiest period of the year for me, so it will be wall to wall work until after xmas.

But yeah, there's loads that I've not claimed for over the years, so I'll get it all straight this year. I don't know if you can backdate any of it.

I'm not really that bothered about trying to claim back money, but @brb is expecting a bike from my rebate so I'll have to get on top of it

 

[Sucky]

Bus fares aren't up 50%. Still £1.80 anywhere in London

****in hate buses.

Should pay me to use them.

Or let me have them free like I just got off a boat with no passport at least

 

[Archers Road]

Another multi-millionaire public schoolboy who has somehow hoodwinked people into believing he’s some sort of working class champion of the people. The bloke brazenly said he bought the land to avoid inheritance tax. Real farmers should think he’s a ****.

I doubt if there's any real farmers protesting in London today, only wealthy landowners. The actual farmers are too busy milking pigs or whatever

 

[Sucky]

to be fair it was like 4/5 quid in my teens. Now with a maximum cap of 3 quid it's still a bargain

The travel cap down here is 7quid I think

You saying I won't pay more than 3 quid now no matter how much I travel in a day?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

I doubt if there's any real farmers protesting in London today, only wealthy landowners. The actual farmers are too busy milking pigs or whatever

We’ve all had to resort to milking a pig or two at some point.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

The travel cap down here is 7quid I think

You saying I won't pay more than 3 quid now no matter how much I travel in a day?

Think it’s per journey. The companies are of course under no obligation to raise their fares.