Election 2024

dear God
you do know you could be writing down the value of your van in the accounts for starters.

 

No one likes a grass mate

 

I put the van down as a capital investment when I bought it.

But there's loads of expenses claims that I've just not bothered with, office supplies, internet, electric, insurances, membership, courses etc.

I'll put them down this year when I do my tax return in Jan.

 

I notice they're all white Christians


Which is not racist

 

They are also all dickheads, which was the category I was concentrating on.

 

Yeh good luck searching hmrc for Sucky mcpaintmun

 

Convenient

 

Are they really Christians though? I bet mohammed from stockport was more Christian than them

 

****ing right. So far this Labour Government has managed to piss off the landed gentry, owners of private care homes, Amazon, buy to let landlords, Jeremy Clarkson, and, er...you, since you become a tech bro conspiracy nutter.

So they're definitely getting plenty right.

 

you can still write off the depreciation (or at least could when i used to see farmers fairy tales accounts)

 

Bus fares aren't up 50%. Still £1.80 anywhere in London

 

to be fair it was like 4/5 quid in my teens. Now with a maximum cap of 3 quid it's still a bargain

 

I'll have a proper look at it all in Jan. I'm about to go into the busiest period of the year for me, so it will be wall to wall work until after xmas.

But yeah, there's loads that I've not claimed for over the years, so I'll get it all straight this year. I don't know if you can backdate any of it.

I'm not really that bothered about trying to claim back money, but @brb is expecting a bike from my rebate so I'll have to get on top of it

 

****in hate buses.

Should pay me to use them.

Or let me have them free like I just got off a boat with no passport at least

 

I doubt if there's any real farmers protesting in London today, only wealthy landowners. The actual farmers are too busy milking pigs or whatever

 

The travel cap down here is 7quid I think

You saying I won't pay more than 3 quid now no matter how much I travel in a day?

 

We’ve all had to resort to milking a pig or two at some point.

 

Think it’s per journey. The companies are of course under no obligation to raise their fares.