Perhaps they should hand out little St George cross flags to the people getting off the boat to show what patriotic country they are entering and then take them to Weatherspoons for a free pint in a dirty glass.
Unbelievably, there's the George cross painted on a mini r'bout just up the road from me. In Swansea. In Wales!
Have you actually seen this welsh version or is someone just pulling your leg, it seems an awful lot of trouble to go to creating that monstrosity. Not suggesting you're gulliable mate, but I know you like to play jokes to wind folk up, so just wondered if someones playing you here.