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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    33.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    16.7%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    22.2%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    38.9%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    11.1%
  6. We want Farage...

    5.6%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    16.7%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    22.2%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    38.9%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    61.1%
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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Policy or Geography ?
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Both. Germany for the Germans. I would say work will set them free but the entire constituency has retired.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    How many candidates do they have? I imagine they’d struggle to find half a dozen who weren’t complete and utter fruit loops with a closet full of skeletons
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    609. Bet there are some skeletons in those closets. Kids’ skeletons mainly.
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That’s a lot of lost deposits. Who pays?
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Doubt it is that many tbh but I assume some of them have had to stump up the cash just in case. Doubt the £1m in membership fees that Reform Ltd have received will be covering it.
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Wonder if the electoral commission accept roubles?
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    The number of shekels floating about from Israel apparently buying MPs in far-flung corners of Lincolnshire and Dorset I’d bloody hope so.
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Are there Jews in Lincolnshire?
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    Undercover.
     
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  11. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    This. Is. Extra. Special.

    We may be scraping the barrel with our own GE and the calibre of incompetent fruitcakes on offer but we can only dream of getting to this level of insanity.

     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Polling card came through today. Vote still up for sale should anyone want it.
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It’s not worth anything without your ID so I’m ok.

    Actually could do postal. Still no.
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'll do the actual vote. The buyer just needs to tell me which party to vote for.

    My constituency was won by a Tory with 4.5k majority last time.
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I wouldn't know what to do with it tbh. Might move to Yorkshire and vote for Count Binface to get Rishi out. Let me think about it.
     
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  16. Star of David Bardsley

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    Ok I’ll give you 8p to vote for whoever came second.
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    What the **** is he going on about ffs <laugh><laugh>

    I found that so difficult to follow
     
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  18. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    He's a fruit loop. I'm guessing it was some rant against green energy hence the stuff about batteries.

    What I don't get is how so many listen to that bollox, turn to each other and go, you know he has a point

    <doh>
     
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    The people nodding in the background when he said there's been a lot of shark attacks lately

    They are in Las Vegas
     
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  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    It's funny cos as I watched I had my eyes on his audience.

    No way they got any of that, but it's not the content is it for them, it's who's delivering it.
     
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