Justin Hawkins was infinitely preferable to that droopy twat Keith Deller who threw darts for a living years ago.
All the charisma of a dead earwig
Saw a guy in Cromer yesterday with an old ITFC Fisons shirt, from around 1992/3 when the Prem began. I just happened to be wearing the correct colours for the north bank of the river Waveney, so we had a little 'banter' (via an interpreter).
I said those red drawstrings round the neck of your aged Fisons shirt - as worn by Chris Kiwomya and spicky Dozzell - could get you in trouble round these parts, so I proceeded to (playfully) tug on them in a mock asphyxiation exercise.
Ne fret pas, canary fans, we both saw the funny side soon afterwards - but the tight b**stard never bought me a drink for potentially saving his life in foreign parts!
It won't be so playful next time