Ed Sheeran

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Justin Hawkins was infinitely preferable to that droopy twat Keith Deller who threw darts for a living years ago.

All the charisma of a dead earwig <ok>

Saw a guy in Cromer yesterday with an old ITFC Fisons shirt, from around 1992/3 when the Prem began. I just happened to be wearing the correct colours for the north bank of the river Waveney, so we had a little 'banter' (via an interpreter).

I said those red drawstrings round the neck of your aged Fisons shirt - as worn by Chris Kiwomya and spicky Dozzell - could get you in trouble round these parts, so I proceeded to (playfully) tug on them in a mock asphyxiation exercise.

Ne fret pas, canary fans, we both saw the funny side soon afterwards - but the tight b**stard never bought me a drink for potentially saving his life in foreign parts!

It won't be so playful next time<grr>

Keith Deller is a complete and utter cock, used to know him through the county darts scene and i have never met such an arrogant twat in my life.

I used to fancy Cathy Dennis, wasn't she a norwich bird?
 
Robert Fleck during his boozy days tried to attack someone my Dad knew on a train once, the bloke my Dad knows produced a pen and paper, then asked Flecky to sign an autograph for his son, after he handed it back this guy spoke to Flecky about his attitude a couple of swear words were exchanged, then little man went absolutely ape **** and tried to lay the swede, the other parties present had to split it up.