Drink beer & die

[GroveRanger]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35255384

So much for the old "a little of what you like does no harm"!

"The UK's chief medical officers say new research shows any amount of alcohol can increase the risk of cancer"

Will you bunch of pissypants change your ways?

I just wish the feckers would make up their minds, next they will be telling us we can't eat bacon.....

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I've not had a drink since the 1st a January

 

[Mick]

Apparently a moderate amount of alcohol used to be ok, because it reduced the chance of hearts attacks - but now we're all reducing our cholesterol (bacon) intake we are having less heart attacks, so the alcohol is no longer a cure for that. Of course, if we stop getting cancer, then we'll probably get dementia or some other ****, at which point we'll be told to stop doing something else.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Next they'll be telling us smoking weed gives you a squeaky voice

 

[Otto Flayshow]

The UK's chief medical officer is a shandy drinking ****.

 

[Ciaran]

I've had 14 units in the wan glass afore

 

[GroveRanger]

I've had 14 units in the wan glass afore

Did you mean **** glass?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Drinking at night time is ok ?

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I've had 14 units in the wan glass afore

I'm no even sure what a unit is

 

[Ciaran]

I'm no even sure what a unit is

See them half pint to vodkas with a wee bit of juice you drink when off your tits?

Hunners in it.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

I don't drink. Never have.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

I'm no even sure what a unit is

About 6 pints for LYT heavyweights

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

How many units in a bottle a Buckie?

 

[Ciaran]

11.25

And yer supposed to drink less than 14 a week

 

[Mick]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...ally-working-for-us-say-drinkers-200901231531

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

14 units is my hourly intake ffs

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I've had 14 units in the wan glass afore

Ever tried the optic challenge? A bit of all the spirits, tomato juice and a raw egg. Sorts the wheat from the chaff.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Ever tried the optic challenge? A bit of all the spirits, tomato juice and a raw egg. Sorts the wheat from the chaff.

I call that.......breakfast

 

[Ciaran]

Ever tried the optic challenge? A bit of all the spirits, tomato juice and a raw egg. Sorts the wheat from the chaff.

A Dirty Pint?

That's for yer birthday.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

A Dirty Pint?

That's for yer birthday.

My leaving do at a pub I used to work at. I followed it up with a barely-coherent speech which essentially called all my former colleagues and customers ****ers. Three months later, I was behind the bar again.