Don't ...........

[Wherever]

You’d think all the water would spill out

Clearly a magical place look what it did to my message

 

[Kittenish]

Don’t give me a chance to explain will you

 

[Kittenish]

Don’t give me a chance to explain will you

Clearly a magical place look what it did to my message

Get on with some work .. you need to be saving up for my oyster lunch

 

[Wherever]

Get on with some work .. you need to be saving up for my oyster lunch

Do they offer them in the magpie?

 

[Wherever]

Just looked it up, yes they do

Do they offer them in the magpie?

 

[Kittenish]

Just looked it up, yes they do

Sorted then

Wine as well don’t forget x

 

[Wherever]

The truth is out there

 

[Kittenish]

Don’t like how forms are not designed to be straightforward

 

[Kittenish]

Don’t like that stupid music played over the phone when in a ‘queue’

 

[Wherever]

Don’t like ivy

 

[Wherever]

Don’t like Morris dancers

 

[Wherever]

Don’t like playing in our away kit when out first kit doesn’t clash

 

[Kittenish]

Don’t like

Don’t like ivy

who is Ivy ? You sure you don’t mean Beverly or Sally ? Mind you they’re all much the same

 

[Kittenish]

Don’t like playing this in our away kit when out first kit doesn’t clash

What arrrr you going on about. You been on the booze already?
What kit ?

 

[Wherever]

What arrrr you going on about. You been on the booze already?
What kit ?

Mixing kits and ivy

 

[Kittenish]

Don’t like Morris dancers

There were some Steampunk Morris dancers at a festival .. you would have liked them .. very different

 

[Wherever]

There were some Steampunk Morris dancers at a festival .. you would have liked them .. very different

Sounds better

 

[Wooperts_duck]

There were some Steampunk Morris dancers at a festival .. you would have liked them .. very different

Years ago, during a self-catering holiday down in Cornwall at Mevagissey, we were in a second floor flat above a pub by the harbour, and heard loud music from outside. There were a group of Morris Dancers down below who had obviously been imbibing some beer in the pub, and when I opened the window to listen to them, one of the dancers called out for a "charitable contribution". It was bucketing down with rain, so I chucked a 50p coin out of the window, which unfortunately landed on the head of one of the dancers !! He was alright luckily, but my kids thought it was hilarious at the time that they carried on dancing, without batting an eyelid.

 

[Wherever]

Years ago, during a self-catering holiday down in Cornwall at Mevagissey, we were in a second floor flat above a pub by the harbour, and heard loud music from outside. There were a group of Morris Dancers down below who had obviously been imbibing some beer in the pub, and when I opened the window to listen to them, one of the dancers called out for a "charitable contribution". It was bucketing down with rain, so I chucked a 50p coin out of the window, which unfortunately landed on the head of one of the dancers !! He was alright luckily, but my kids thought it was hilarious at the time that they carried on dancing, without batting an eyelid.

Is there a heavier coin next time

 

[Kittenish]

Years ago, during a self-catering holiday down in Cornwall at Mevagissey, we were in a second floor flat above a pub by the harbour, and heard loud music from outside. There were a group of Morris Dancers down below who had obviously been imbibing some beer in the pub, and when I opened the window to listen to them, one of the dancers called out for a "charitable contribution". It was bucketing down with rain, so I chucked a 50p coin out of the window, which unfortunately landed on the head of one of the dancers !! He was alright luckily, but my kids thought it was hilarious at the time that they carried on dancing, without batting an eyelid.

You hooligan woops . Lucky they didn’t take out a no win no fee claim against you