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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t worry, I’m going sue!


    Don’t expect a full house!
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Don't do it he has loads of dosh and could make you regret a lengthy court case
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dont be concerned, l’m a lawyer by trade!
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    don't believe the rumours its good news about your trade could you defend me there is this extra pretty nun who is upset that i slipped on a bar of soap in the shower and landed on top of her
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l don’t mind saying, it sounds like a bad case of Slip-a-dick-to-me ( Latin, Slipadictomy).
     
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  6. Wooperts_duck

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    As long as it wasn't Strap-a-dick-to-me (Latin, Strapadicktome).
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    god forbid sir the strapadicktome would make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up like a dogs mane
     
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    Don’t forget to learn new medical terminology on this helpful community thread!
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    don't mention Homos to me as( I luvada da laydies) in my captain Berelli best voice
     
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l had some Homus the other on some crackers!
    Don’t think it was too bad.
     
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    I tried homus on a cracker once, don’t do it I got crumbs in my bum crack
     
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    Don't try to humour me with homus
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    dont you like it peeps
     
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    Don't peep at me Pops
     
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  15. Makemstine Roger

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    dont make me cry im delicate
     
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    Don't throw that spear at me !!
     
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    dont think its a theatrical prop peeps oops
     
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    Dont let let the side of homus invent you, or was that a homuside!
     
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  19. Makemstine Roger

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    dont fill my head with woke
     
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    Don't worry if you woke up
     
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