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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    don't ask me i know nuffink
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 21, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t know if l believe you!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 23, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    don't peel that orange in your pocket with one hand
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 23, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t scratch your testies.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 23, 2021
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    don't use a boxing glove to scratch your testis as people will think your perverted
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 23, 2021
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    Don’t box with your testis above your waistband
     
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    Wherever, Jun 24, 2021
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    Don't play with yourself whilst wearing boxing gloves
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 24, 2021
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    and don't forget to give them plenty of vaseline before you do
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 24, 2021
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    Don't like dirty Austria, who are continuously fouling the Italians
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 26, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t like dirty players……. Well, except jelly wrestlers!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 28, 2021
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    dont let anyone stop you watching porn its good for your Japanese squint eyed look
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 28, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t know what you mean!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 29, 2021
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    thats strange because i have squint eyes since i turned 14
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 29, 2021
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    Don't feel sorry for the beaten Germans going home :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 29, 2021
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    DONT LOOK UP WHILE HAVING A PEE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR LOAFERS NICE
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 29, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    on that performance they would have had trouble beating their meat,.............<confused>:emoticon-0136-giggl hang on a min
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 29, 2021
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    Don't visit Jeremy Clarkson's farm he has called it Didley Squat the cheek of the man
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 29, 2021
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    Don’t think l knew squat about that.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 1, 2021
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    dont watch his new show from Didley squat farm he is useless as a farmer
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jul 1, 2021
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    Don't forget the Sunday Thread......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 2, 2021
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