Dont mess about with a Gateshead lass----BET YOU CANT READ WITHOUT YA EYES WATERING

[Ba's Strawberry Syrup]

She'll probably need to go on a diet.

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What the ****?!

 

[MrRAWhite]

Looks like he has been having an affair and then got nobbled of their lass...

 

[Agent Bruce]

What the ****?!

He saw an elephant at the Zoo and said, "I wish I had one like that" and the Good Fairy granted his wish.

 

[bernardmanningsbum]

She'll probably need to go on a diet.

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I too used to have a space hopper as a kid

 

[Shola's Concrete Boots]

Bollocks- She must be NUTS
Another pun thread me thinks

 

[goldie]

What the ****?!

oops

 

[goldie]

She'll probably need to go on a diet.

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Someone call Gulivar and get him to slay this thing.

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

She'll probably need to go on a diet.

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when you look upside down, it looks like steve bruce.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Someone call Gulivar and get him to slay this thing.

Think Gulliver is tied down with the little people at the minute.

 

[Agent Bruce]

when you look upside down, it looks like steve bruce.

Hadn't noticed that untill you mentioned it.

 

[NobleGeordie]

She must be a vegan, left the meat but took the 2 vegs

 

[Amnesiac]

Bad time to get an itchy sack whilst reading that.

 

[Cest Advocaat]

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OUCH!!!!!

 

[Flying Dutchman]

Moral of the story: Never start a fight when a drunk lass is giving you a blowjob

 

[biggeordiedave]

She's certainly got some spunk!

 

[Mod Face]

She got let off?

Well aint that a kick in the... oh... nevermind.

 

[Dorset]

I'm never eating meat balls again!

 

[Dorset]

when you look upside down, it looks like steve bruce.

That made me chuckle Nearly dropped me laptop!

 

[Agent Bruce]

I'm never eating meat balls again!

That's what she said to the judge!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

This is her Billy

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looks like Bruice in drag