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Skylarker

Skylarker

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Ahhh they're so cute, let's all swim with Dolphins...

Wrong.



They're involved in gang warfare, rape, and get high everyday.

Not sure why people adore absolute sea vermin like these.


Got any Dolphin facts?
 
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Skylarker said:
Mate they were just off one of my local beeches this summer, they're coming - it's just a matter of time. Lock your daughters up.
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I went looking for some off the coast of Portugal earlier in the summer, took us ages, but we scored some great **** bruv ;)
 
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Rape is encouraged in dolphin societial groups.

But then again, it's encouraged in most mammal societal groups, so they really aren't that special!! :confused:
 
Burly Hurley said:
Its either that or **** your sister and cousins.

It's sometimes the only way to spread the genes in some animal groups, when the alpha male gets all the shagging!
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Dolphins **** their own kids, regularly. If they're not ****able they beat them to death. They invite their mates round and play 'beat the baby'.
 
Skylarker said:
Dolphins **** their own kids, regularly. If they're not ****able they beat them to death. They invite their mates round and play 'beat the baby'.
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I was trying to be gentle around Piskie. He's an animal lover.

Trust you to not beat around the bush <laugh>
 
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