Ahhh they're so cute, let's all swim with Dolphins... Wrong. They're involved in gang warfare, rape, and get high everyday. Not sure why people adore absolute sea vermin like these. Got any Dolphin facts?
Getting High https://www.independent.co.uk/envir...refully-chewing-and-passing-them-9030126.html Gang Rape https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/wildlife/9172937/Dolphins-resort-to-rape.html Raping Humans https://www.washingtoncitypaper.com...hins-rape-humans-when-animals-attack-sexually Gang murder and incest http://www.bbc.co.uk/earth/story/20160204-cute-and-cuddly-dolphins-are-secretly-murderers
Mate they were just off one of my local beeches this summer, they're coming - it's just a matter of time. Lock your daughters up.
I went looking for some off the coast of Portugal earlier in the summer, took us ages, but we scored some great **** bruv
Rape is encouraged in dolphin societial groups. But then again, it's encouraged in most mammal societal groups, so they really aren't that special!!
http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/16368766.dolphins-spotted-off-portland-bill/ http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/15...ins_spotted_swimming_off_coast_by_jet_skiers/ even in 2016... http://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/14424346.IN_PICTURES___VIDEO__Dolphin_pod_spotted_off_Dorset_coast/
Its either that or **** your sister and cousins. It's sometimes the only way to spread the genes in some animal groups, when the alpha male gets all the shagging!
Yeah he's right. The difference is most species are dumb as ****. Dolphins are so clever and it's all premeditated. Most other mammals it's instinct and reactionary.
Dolphins **** their own kids, regularly. If they're not ****able they beat them to death. They invite their mates round and play 'beat the baby'.
