Dole Touts

Ciaran

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Jun 20, 2011
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A guy I know who is on the dole got called into their office. He thought it was just one of them back to work things but it turns out they had caught him driving a taxi a few nights a week to earn an extra few bob. Needless to say he was taken by surprise and just admitted it.

Turns out some bastard had phoned them and sunk him <yikes>

Would any of you guys think of informing on someone doing the double?

There is nothing on this earth that would entice me to do that.
 
I was working cash in hand at a DIY shop at the weekends while working for the DWP. One day my boss came into the shop and caught me serving behind the till.

To his credit he never said a thing.
 
Yep, I would grass up dole cheats in a heartbeat.

These ****s take their free handouts, which the rest of us pay for, and think it's alright to work on the side without paying tax as well?

I would have no problem at all grassing them. The ****ing arsehole ****ing ****ing theiving bellends.
 
Yep, I would grass up dole cheats in a heartbeat.

These ****s take their free handouts, which the rest of us pay for, and think it's alright to work on the side without paying tax as well?

I would have no problem at all grassing them. The ****ing arsehole ****ing ****ing theiving bellends.

***got.
 
Yep, I would grass up dole cheats in a heartbeat.

These ****s take their free handouts, which the rest of us pay for, and think it's alright to work on the side without paying tax as well?

I would have no problem at all grassing them. The ****ing arsehole ****ing ****ing theiving bellends.

Exactly right <ok>
 
Yep, I would grass up dole cheats in a heartbeat.

These ****s take their free handouts, which the rest of us pay for, and think it's alright to work on the side without paying tax as well?

I would have no problem at all grassing them. The ****ing arsehole ****ing ****ing theiving bellends.

Grassing Twat
 
Yep, I would grass up dole cheats in a heartbeat.

These ****s take their free handouts, which the rest of us pay for, and think it's alright to work on the side without paying tax as well?

I would have no problem at all grassing them. The ****ing arsehole ****ing ****ing theiving bellends.

Tout.

You're probably at Ibrox singing God Save The Biggest Parasite In Britain too.

It takes a certain type of person to pick up a phone and inform on his neighbour.
 
Because I don't think working while claiming benefits is ok?

<laugh>

No, because you think it's OK to inform on your neighbours. I see some guys doing the double with bigger cars than me, it's a bit ****ty but ring the Government and inform on them? I would rather poke my own eyes out.
 
Tout.

You're probably at Ibrox singing God Save The Biggest Parasite In Britain too.

It takes a certain type of person to pick up a phone and inform on his neighbour.

Yes, someone who's pissed off paying for theiving useless ****s. You want me to ignore it? Say "fair play to them" while I go to work every day to pay for it?

Take yer "thou shalt not grass" bullshit and shove it back up yer arse.
 
Tout.

You're probably at Ibrox singing God Save The Biggest Parasite In Britain too.

It takes a certain type of person to pick up a phone and inform on his neighbour.

If your neighbour was on the dole but had a couple of cars and holidays every year, and you were working and not able to afford either a car or a holiday would you just turn a blind eye?

<laugh>
 
No, because you think it's OK to inform on your neighbours. I see some guys doing the double with bigger cars than me, it's a bit ****ty but ring the Government and inform on them? I would rather poke my own eyes out.

Good for you, i'd just grass the lazy ****s and make no apologies for it. <ok>
 
Yes, someone who's pissed off paying for theiving useless ****s. You want me to ignore it? Say "fair play to them" while I go to work every day to pay for it?

Take yer "thou shalt not grass" bullshit and shove it back up yer arse.

There is a special place in tout hell for people like you Gambol.
 
Sometimes I wonder how you guys ran an empire.

'Mister, mister Sean's earning an extra few quid'.