DIY ****ers

I told you what to do yesterday. Glue the ****er on. If that’ll leave holes where the screws should be, use a felt tip pen.

Prep time - opening the glue - 1 minute

Job time - sticking the **** on - 3 minutes including safety margin for drop off potential

Finishing touches - felt tip - 1 minute.

 

Just ran the No More Nails idea past Mrs luv, she just looked away and walked off.

 

The mistake you made there is very telling tbh mate.

You’ve had a shocker.

 

True.

 

Going large this weekend chaps, a lot of wardrobes and such like to assemble.

All day tomorrow essentially.

Gonna go home now, mow the lawn (no, it's not) and have some beers ahead of it all.

 

I'm already on the beer. Did some fence painting earlier though.

 

Well that's fair enough then.

 

I think so. Beer is a fair reward for man work.

 

Well, looked like rain when I got home so decided not to mow the lawn and that I'd assemble one of the wardrobes, only for the postie to deliver the blind, so I put that up instead.

Not being woken up by the sun and tweeting birds at five am tomorrow so that was well timed.

Didn't rain though.

 

Just hammer the screws in mate.
Plugs are for pussies.

 

Still need help here?

 

Red ones?
6mm mate

 

Ah right so the colour of the plug is the size of the drill bit? Yellow I think, I'll have to check.

 

Yellow is 5mm I think.

 

I've been reading up and got some step by step thing on my phone. I've done this kind of thing before and would just guess and have made a mess loads of times.

 

Fail to prepare.
Prepare to fail.

Quesadaad 2020

 

Yellow is five mm yes, was using them yesterday to hang the blind.

 

And a damn fine job it is.

 

Wardrobe No.1 about to be tackled.