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Your wum attempts are kinda like this, exactly like this
[video=youtube;35hOPD3IxSg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35hOPD3IxSg[/video]
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Thing is Suarez doesn't just dive, he's an embarrassment to football....
[video=youtube;GlNnN-Eds3Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlNnN-Eds3Q[/video]

Thing is Suarez doesn't just dive, he's an embarrassment to football....
Yawn, the only embarrassment is your obsession with Suarez. Your like Giggs chasing his sister in law, only an injunction would stop you.....

Evening saint, how are thee? want an arm wrestling match? I'll kick your ass, I just watched over the top
Can we use duelling pistols instead? I don't want to get too close......
Gareth Bale maintained his superb scoring form to put Tottenham in control of their Europa League last-16 tie against Inter Milan.
Bale glanced in a header from Gylfi Sigurdsson's cross early on but will miss the second leg after his fourth caution of the season for diving.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????? 4th?
Sigurdsson turned in from close range after Jermain Defoe's shot was saved.
Analysis
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"I go to the Tottenham training ground a lot and he is very humble. He is not ready to move abroad but I don't think he will worry about the publicity his efforts are creating. I don't think he will disappear for the mega bucks."
Jan Vertonghen headed in a third from Bale's corner in the second half to give Spurs a comfortable advantage.
While manager Andre Villas-Boas will be pleased to see Bale continuing his impressive run with his 21st of the campaign, there were plenty of other positive signs from a dominant performance that led to a sixth win in seven matches.
Icelandic midfielder Sigurdsson was a constant threat on the left flank and, making his first start after a month out with an ankle problem, Defoe looked sharp in attack.
A 50th Tottenham goal, and an 11th in nine games for club and country, mean that Welshman Bale will never be short of plaudits.
But Tottenham will be without the winger, who scored three goals in a blistering performance in Spurs' 4-3 defeat in the San Siro in 2010, when they head to Italy next week, having been cautioned by Spanish referee Antonio Lahoz after going down under a Walter Gargano challenge in the area. ( So not calling it a simulation, or giving pundits air to call it a cancer of the game eh?
Bale's scoring run
Bale has only failed to score in one of his last nine matches. He has opened the scoring in seven of those games.
At least the positives continue to vastly outweigh the negatives and after an intense opening from the hosts, Bale guided a header into the corner from a Sigurdsson ball from the left.
Inter were struggling to get out of their own half and after 17 minutes they were two behind.
A neat passing move from Spurs worked space for Aaron Lennon to pull back for Defoe, whose shot was blocked by goalkeeper Samir Handanovic only for Sigurdsson to touch in.
Sigurdsson crossed for Vertonghen to have a looping header tipped over before another ball from the left saw Bale head wide.
Inter had a chance to reduce the arrears just before the interval but Ricardo Alvarez clipped wide after being sent clear by Antonio Cassano.
And they were soon made to pay after the break.
Vertonghen should have turned in from a Bale free-kick, but the Belgian made no mistake when he met Bale's corner unmarked to head in.
Bale just missed after a typical surge forward before Handonovic turned around the post from Defoe.
Lennon was also denied a fourth when he put the ball through Christian Chivu's legs only to be blocked by Handanovic.
Tottenham's goalkeeper Brad Friedel was alert enough to to race out to deny Rodrigo Palacio after a quick free-kick from Esteban Cambiasso and Spurs head to Italy in a strong position.
Stoke's Robert Huth has let himself down with ban - Tony Pulis
Stoke City boss Tony Pulis says Robert Huth has "let himself down" after the defender was banned for three matches for violent conduct.
Huth, 28, was charged by the Football Association following an incident during the Potters' 1-0 defeat by Fulham at Craven Cottage on Saturday.
Television cameras picked up the German appearing to aim an elbow at Fulham defender Philippe Senderos.
"I don't think Robert will be pleased and it affects the team," said Pulis.
"But everyone makes mistakes, and he will be big enough and strong enough to hold his hand up and say that what he did was wrong." (standing on Suarez was OK then
The clash with Senderos was not seen by the match officials, but the FA took action after reviewing video evidence.
Huth, who joined the Potters in a £5m move from Middlesbrough in 2009, will now miss games against West Ham, Newcastle and West Brom.
"Robert has been fantastic for this football club - a great player and one of the signings we will look back on and say 'what a wonderful signing'," added Pulis.
"But I think he has let himself down more than anything else."
In October, the German defender was not punished for an alleged stamp on Luis Suarez.
Under FA rules, retrospective action cannot be taken if an incident has been seen by the officials, even if the full extent of it has not been witnessed. (this rule is designed to give a ref control over letting certain teams away with murder when the evidence is so clear and on video. All the ref has to do is say he saw it and the player goes off scot free
And, unlike Huth's clash with Senderos at Fulham, at least one of the match officials saw the coming together of the Stoke defender and Liverpool striker Suarez.

You still don't get it do you?
Suarez gets vilified in the press, not because he dives, but because he's a ****![]()
You still don't get it do you?
Suarez gets vilified in the press, not because he dives, but because he's a ****![]()
Made me laugh. He's always going to be a hate figure but as long as he keeps playing like he does then I'm happy to live with the **** that comes with him.

Exactly right mate, he's always going to be a player who reds love & everyone else hates (in a cartoon character type of way)
Until he ****s off, then you lot will align with the rest of us![]()

Exactly right mate, he's always going to be a player who reds love & everyone else hates (in a cartoon character type of way)
Until he ****s off, then you lot will align with the rest of us![]()

Exactly right mate, he's always going to be a player who reds love & everyone else hates (in a cartoon character type of way)
Until he ****s off, then you lot will align with the rest of us
You wouldn't hate him nearly as much if he was rubbish.
You still don't get it do you?
Suarez gets vilified in the press, not because he dives, but because he's a ****![]()
Exactly right mate, he's always going to be a player who reds love & everyone else hates (in a cartoon character type of way)
Until he ****s off, then you lot will align with the rest of us![]()
He'd still be a **** if he had 2 left feet mate, he'd just wouldn't be as visible.
