Off Topic Dissertation Help

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Joelinton's Right Foot

Joelinton's Right Foot

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Hi guys,

My name is Nev and I am a student at the University of Life. I wonder if I could ask you to take 5 minutes of your precious time to help me gather research information by completing this survey.

I am doing a dissertation about the effects of asking people to complete surveys on the enjoyment of football forums. It will only take 5 minutes and your help would be invaluable.

And yes, it's a real survey!!

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/MM69RJN

Thanks for all your help!!
 
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<laugh><laugh><laugh>
Cracking effort. Best of luck young man <ok>


I don't get why these lazy twats think we should contribute to an obvious 2 2 effort, with a lack of originality or substance...? Out of the "goodness" of our "hearts"... Do they not see the stuff we post? <laugh>

I guess not, as they use us and then immediately piss off like I'm some £3 hooker.

In truth, we could easily avoid them, and usually they only take ten minutes if we want to participate, but enough with them already <wah>
 
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Are you blind as well as stupid?. You should have put the dissertation help request on the official dissertation help request thread to avoid duplication. You are a conplete ****ing shambles.


And a kernt.






Survey filled out by the way. <cheers>

Love.

ACS

Xxx
 
Thanks for all your help!!

The responses are flooding in - in that way that when there is a big puddle somewhere in Wallsend the Chronicle runs a front page story about flooding hitting the area!
 
Nolberto's Salsa Inferno said:
Done <ok>

Do I have a Dokturate in Meeja Studies now?

yours

Stephen Hawking

(I think your survey is broken. As the correct answer to question (whatever it was)...is: yes, yes, yes and Mitro is a ****. Unfortunately I was unable to select all the required buttons)
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The overwhelming consensus of the results in appear to suggest that Mitro is, indeed, a ****. It's not like he can argue that it wasn't a fair and balanced survey either!
 
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That was fun, probably the most important thing I've done today.
Can we have please have daily surveys. <ok>
There'd be more chance of winning the survey than the Headline Game.....
 
Less Hope Than Neville said:
I think this thread (and survey) should be compulsory reading for anyone who wants us to complete a survey, so that they can see how seriously we take the things.

How many poor sods have had 4 years hard work wasted thanks to trusting our integrity and compassion and relying on our responses to these things?? :emoticon-0145-shake
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In the last survey I said I was a 65+ female who strongly agreed that foreign footballers put me off my club, but strongly disagreed that homegrown players were important...
 
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