Tottenham didn't only get a 29 thousand attendance?![]()
29k

Why the fook have they got a big shiny new stadium, they can't even half fill Wembley!
Even lowly league Sunderland get more than that, in League One, so let us look at the possible excuses why...
HiaG - pretending to play guitar in prep for the blue rinse brigade
NSIS - preferred watching movies instead
Spurlock - off his head on wacky backy
RCL - bus touring
Obviously feel free to expand on the list or amend the reasons differently



" ... but you know what, I started doing it ... when on my own, of course ... and a bit awkwardly I'll admit ... but it helped ... and I'll still do it if my kids do something I'm proud of etc ... 


