Death

[Ciaran]

Retirees could be issued guidance on how long they are likely to live, a government minister has said.

Pensions Minister Steve Webb warned people often underestimate how long they might live and can be left without enough savings.

Estimates of life expectancy would be based on factors such as gender, where they live, and whether they smoke.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27062273

Would you want to know?

 

[Archers Road]

I'm quite comfortable with the idea of death.

Not my own, obviously.

 

[DevAdvocate]

I have no plans to die.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

No point introducing it in Glasgow. Most of the ****s don't live to retirement age anyway.

 

[Patience]

http://www.death-clock.org/

Based on our calculations you will die on: Friday, 17th May 2047

You will live to be 63 years, 1 months and 6 days old!

12082 Days, 20 Hours, 50 Minutes, 11 Seconds

I've still got a few decades yet

 

[Ciaran]

http://www.death-clock.org/



I've still got a few decades yet

Happy birthday

 

[Ciaran]

You will live to be 66 years, 6 months and 14 days old!

It was 59 last time i done it.

 

[Archers Road]

You will live to be 66 years, 6 months and 14 days old!

It was 59 last time i done it.

Medical science has come a long way in the last fortnight.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Medical science has come a long way in the last fortnight.

It's that new AIDS wonder drug.

 

[Patience]

Happy birthday

Ta

 

[RAVENBLACK]

When your time's up your time's up. No sense in fretting about it.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

When your time's up your time's up. No sense in fretting about it.

No one's stopping you.

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[DevAdvocate]

You will live to be 77 years, 7 months and 3 days old!

 

[Mick]

74 years - I'm going to stop the daily alcohol consumption at some point though, swear

 

[RAVENBLACK]

No one's stopping you.

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****. Guess you are into anal oranges as well.

You ****ters disgust me.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

No point introducing it in Glasgow. Most of the ****s don't live to retirement age anyway.

The irony being that ST will die before any of us.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

The irony being that ST will die before any of us.

Correct.

The drugs addled AIDS ridden homo whose internal organs don't work.

Still, he'll be with his mammy.

She was a decent enough ride but was so disappointed in her ****ter son.

 

[Ciaran]

Correct.

The drugs addled AIDS ridden homo whose internal organs don't work.

Still, he'll be with his mammy.

She was a decent enough ride but was so disappointed in her ****ter son.

Ffs

 

[Patience]

Correct.

The drugs addled AIDS ridden homo whose internal organs don't work.

Still, he'll be with his mammy.

She was a decent enough ride but was so disappointed in her ****ter son.

Too personal, ER. Apologise.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

The irony being that ST will die before any of us.

Here's hoping. As long as I live long enough to see an independent Scotland I'll die happy. Unlike ER who will die in sheer agony and absolute terror.