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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 17, 2014.

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Retirees could be issued guidance on how long they are likely to live, a government minister has said.

    Pensions Minister Steve Webb warned people often underestimate how long they might live and can be left without enough savings.

    Estimates of life expectancy would be based on factors such as gender, where they live, and whether they smoke.

    www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27062273

    Would you want to know?
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 17, 2014
  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'm quite comfortable with the idea of death.

    Not my own, obviously.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I have no plans to die.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 17, 2014
  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No point introducing it in Glasgow. Most of the ****s don't live to retirement age anyway.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2014
  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    http://www.death-clock.org/

    I've still got a few decades yet <ok>
     
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    Patience, Apr 17, 2014
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You will live to be 66 years, 6 months and 14 days old!

    It was 59 last time i done it.
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 17, 2014
  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Medical science has come a long way in the last fortnight.
     
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    Archers Road, Apr 17, 2014
  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's that new AIDS wonder drug.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2014
  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    Ta <ok>
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    When your time's up your time's up. No sense in fretting about it.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 17, 2014
  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No one's stopping you.


    please log in to view this image
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2014
  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You will live to be 77 years, 7 months and 3 days old!
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 17, 2014
  14. Mick

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    74 years - I'm going to stop the daily alcohol consumption at some point though, swear :bandit:
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

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    ****. Guess you are into anal oranges as well.

    You ****ters disgust me.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 17, 2014
  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    The irony being that ST will die before any of us.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 17, 2014
  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Correct.

    The drugs addled AIDS ridden homo whose internal organs don't work.

    Still, he'll be with his mammy.

    She was a decent enough ride but was so disappointed in her ****ter son.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Apr 17, 2014
  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ffs <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 17, 2014
  19. Patience

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    Too personal, ER. Apologise.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Here's hoping. As long as I live long enough to see an independent Scotland I'll die happy. Unlike ER who will die in sheer agony and absolute terror.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Apr 17, 2014
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