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The boy stood on the burning deck
eating a tupenny walls
a bit fell down his trouser leg
and paralised his b***s!

one my old grandad used to tell us when we were kids.
 
Pottermouth 328 said:
We we're indeed fortunate to get a pt a Norwich, no doubting that.. but to the O.P.
Why do you keep pressing the
enter
button
so
often.. <doh>

That's a nice verse, now go and lie on your'e couch
Let's hope for your'e sake, your'e not caught out by Crouch.
Swansea they knew and we're warned about Rory but nay, it was Shotton
Where we're all their defenders, "Crouch scored" they must have forgotten.

Not underestimating Norwich at all but, I think we should be looking to be positive and go for it!
I will be dissapointed if we don't win this game. Can't wait to see Grant Holt come up against
Robert Huth.. <yikes> Something's gotta give me thinks.

Good luck after Saturday of course!





ENJOY the game fella's I HOPE not the result.
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If we are caught out by Crouch,

We will merely say "ouch".

If we're thrown by Delap,

We will not have a flap.

If we get done over by Walters,

Then the case surely alters.

To get beat by a binner,

is a game for a sinner.
 
Cruyff's Turn said:
If we are caught out by Crouch,

We will merely say "ouch".

If we're thrown by Delap,

We will not have a flap.

If we get done over by Walters,

Then the case surely alters.

To get beat by a binner,

is a game for a sinner.
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But lest you forget, the last time we met,
A draw was quite lucky for us.
But, at home we attack, we won't just sit back,
So I hope you don't park the bus.

And remember young Shotton, or have you forgotten
He's fitter and faster than Rory.
He play's the right wing, he just keeps on going,
So don't be surprised, if we score from a throw in.

Too all the Canaries, enjoy your day one and all,
But please don't complain, if we play some hoofball.
We play to a plan, you can't blame us can ya,
It's or fortress our home, the Migthy Britannia.

Enjoy the game, not sure if Upson will keep his place he was awesome last week v Swansea.
If Huth does play, does Grant Holt liked being pushed around? Thought not..
1. Who is the ref on Saturday?
2. What are the odd's one or tother does not stay on the pitch for 90mins.

Hope it's a cracking game. After which, good luck for the rest.
 
Should Huth decide,in his wisdom,to push Holt around

To give him a shove,right down to the ground.

Then that's alright with us,because in case you'd forgot,

Just twelve yards out,there's a lttle white spot.


Holt picks up plenty of yellows,but he is pretty cute and I think he knows when to stop
 
The harder the tussle
The more he enjoys,
A scrap, and he won´t be
Put off by your boys,
And once he has softened
Them up, with an hour
Or so gone, it´s Moro´s
Turn to make them sour,
We have a conveyor belt
Of them you see,
Ready and prepared
For all contingencies,
But it´s not just about
G. Holt so beware,
Of the other ten
When they visit your lair. :)
 
Actually I find Royalbarclayfans words do have a rhythm - one often associated with rap battles.

It gets a big thumbs up from me mate although the attempts at parody by some of the others have been pretty dire.
 
Willa Pond said:
Actually I find Royalbarclayfans words do have a rythm - one often associated with rap battles.

It gets a big thumbs up from me mate although the attempts at parody by some of the others have been pretty dire.
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<cheers> for that, as an ex-prof musician I should know what rhythm is. :)
 
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