The boy stood on the burning deck eating a tupenny walls a bit fell down his trouser leg and paralised his b***s! one my old grandad used to tell us when we were kids.
Does Deliah live in a police house? I remember a season or so back she grabbed the mike at Carrow Road and shouted. Letsby Avenue
Pottermouth, you are a lot of fun! For that, I hope you nearly scrape a draw, right up until our winner scored deep, deep into stoppage time!
If we are caught out by Crouch, We will merely say "ouch". If we're thrown by Delap, We will not have a flap. If we get done over by Walters, Then the case surely alters. To get beat by a binner, is a game for a sinner.
......................................... But lest you forget, the last time we met, A draw was quite lucky for us. But, at home we attack, we won't just sit back, So I hope you don't park the bus. And remember young Shotton, or have you forgotten He's fitter and faster than Rory. He play's the right wing, he just keeps on going, So don't be surprised, if we score from a throw in. Too all the Canaries, enjoy your day one and all, But please don't complain, if we play some hoofball. We play to a plan, you can't blame us can ya, It's or fortress our home, the Migthy Britannia. Enjoy the game, not sure if Upson will keep his place he was awesome last week v Swansea. If Huth does play, does Grant Holt liked being pushed around? Thought not.. 1. Who is the ref on Saturday? 2. What are the odd's one or tother does not stay on the pitch for 90mins. Hope it's a cracking game. After which, good luck for the rest.
Should Huth decide,in his wisdom,to push Holt around To give him a shove,right down to the ground. Then that's alright with us,because in case you'd forgot, Just twelve yards out,there's a lttle white spot. Holt picks up plenty of yellows,but he is pretty cute and I think he knows when to stop
The harder the tussle The more he enjoys, A scrap, and he won´t be Put off by your boys, And once he has softened Them up, with an hour Or so gone, it´s Moro´s Turn to make them sour, We have a conveyor belt Of them you see, Ready and prepared For all contingencies, But it´s not just about G. Holt so beware, Of the other ten When they visit your lair.
Actually I find Royalbarclayfans words do have a rhythm - one often associated with rap battles. It gets a big thumbs up from me mate although the attempts at parody by some of the others have been pretty dire.
