Transfer Rumours DEADLINE DAY THREAD - SSN and other rumours

[Chappaz]

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"They're mad, goalies, aren't they"

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[CheickyTiote]

We have had a bid accepted for Jan Vertonghen apparently!

Yeah just seen that on Twitter! Should be on SSN soon! Get in!

 

[Jonnyaiston]

We have had a bid accepted for Jan Vertonghen apparently!

I claim bullshit.

 

[Leon Bessi]

I claim bullshit.

I agree with this bullshit statement

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Isn't Vertonghen a left sided centre back?

 

[The Secret Ingredient]

I claim bullshit.

Ever the optimist

 

[aginairrr]

How dare people accuse me, aginairrr, of lieing!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Emile Heskey seen in the National Glass Centre

Heard somebody talking about the Glass Centre and Messi.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Then again I suppose it could have been messy. I didn't hear all of the conversation.

 

[overseasTOON]

How dare people accuse me, aginairrr, of lieing!

How about the anti-christ of truth?

Has a good ring to it and would look awesome on a business card.

 

[Ameobi's Apprentice]

Cheers, againairr! You just got me incredibly excited, and by incredibly excited, i mean ejaculating in my pants, now i have to walk around in cum-stained underwear all day!!

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Heard somebody talking about the Glass Centre and Messi.

The Glass Centre! The mackems seem quite impressed that they've got it, kind of like their jewel in the crown. Can't for the life of me imagine what's inside it. Is it just stuff made of glass???? Apparently it's the only thing worth seeing in their scruffy town anyway......

 

[CheickyTiote]

Cheers, againairr! You just got me incredibly excited, and by incredibly excited, i mean ejaculating in my pants, now i have to walk around in cum-stained underwear all day!!

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[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Cheers, againairr! You just got me incredibly excited, and by incredibly excited, i mean ejaculating in my pants, now i have to walk around in cum-stained underwear all day!!

Done that plenty of times

 

[abc CissesCurriedGoat abc]

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Cheick! Good luck in the African Cup of Nations , hope you win it and come back safe and sound!

 

[aginairrr]

Cheers, againairr! You just got me incredibly excited, and by incredibly excited, i mean ejaculating in my pants, now i have to walk around in cum-stained underwear all day!!

Sorry mate, just got a bit bored of the lack of transfer action!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Done that plenty of times

Do we wish to know that?

 

[Jonnyaiston]

Ever the optimist

Being realistic, I think

Cannot see Ashley signing two £8mill+ players in one window.

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Do we wish to know that?

 

[Jonas' Dance Teacher]

Zamora to QPR and Rodallega to Fulham who are also wanting Pogrebnyak