Dead Sexy

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https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/15/beautician-killed-losing-passion-job-8636429/

Depression and mental illness led to suicide - COD not noted

 

Advanced and advancing years!

 

Shame...good looking young lady

 

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Has her nose bitten off by boyfriend but forgives him and takes him back. He then kills her a year later. COD - multiple injuries

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/18/woma...led-attack-hammer-knife-billiard-cue-8651196/

 

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6716359/Mother-two-27-took-life-two-men-raped-her.html

Killed herself after being drugged and raped, feared footage would be shown around friends and family - COD suicide, unknown cause

 

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Tank lid blew off in Storm Doris and fell onto passer by - COD injuries sustained due to impact

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/22/uni-worker-killed-part-water-tank-fell-six-storeys-gust-wind-8708826/

 

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Model allegedly had info on a VIP paedo outfit in Argentia, found dead with ching all over her coupon - COD stroke

 

I certainly miss your posts on this thread when Mister Hyde takes over and I go on the lash!

Great tits; defo WID!

 

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https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/28/csi-...-found-dead-aged-44-home-new-orleans-8774172/

Actress found dead at her home, no suspicious circumstances reported - COD yet to be determined

 

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Found dead at home with her new baby beside her who survived after 2 days until family found her - COD suspected complications with diabetes after pregnancy
https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/03/mum-19-found-dead-sofa-next-baby-telling-family-felt-unwell-8796638/

 

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https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/04/boy-17-killed-teen-lovers-drug-deal-gone-bad-8819987/

Shot dead along with her boyfriend in a drug deal that "went wrong". Both bodies put into a car and set on fire - COD gunshot

 

Looks like butter or jizz wouldnae melt in her mouth!

 

There appears to be a certain species of fish associated with all these deaths.

One might say it is commonplaice.

 

I was going to refrain from posting another pun but salmon has to?

 

For Cod's sake; have you no shame!

 

Say what you have to say, don't skate around the issue.

 

Having trawled the last few posts I am floundering to find a batter pun than those already offered.

 

Poor sole.

 

We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns

 

RIP GC