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Gambol said:
The bevvy turns ye into Mr Hyde?
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Too f****n' true. I move from a shy, introverted, glum, dour and tightfisted Scot to a garrulous, womanising and money no object man of the world!

Mind you I still have not plucked up the courage to view my online credit card account detailing my recent splurges in Munich and the Bavarian Alps,
 
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bayernkenny said:
Too f****n' true. I move from a shy, introverted, glum, dour and tightfisted Scot to a garrulous, womanising and money no object man of the world!

Mind you I still have not plucked up the courage to view my online credit card account detailing my recent splurges in Munich and the Bavarian Alps,
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<laugh>

Livin the dream.
 
bayernkenny said:
Only problem was I stumbled in the ice and snow and f****d my right wrist while sauntering around Garmisch-Partenkirchen on the fourth day. The results I shall leave to your imagination!
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Nae ****in for a while? Unless you can go lefty.
 
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Gambol said:
Nae ****in for a while? Unless you can go lefty.
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Tried the odd impersonation of Phil Mickelsen however it wisnae the same. Had to pop into a Turkish barber shop for a shave when I returned to Munich. Even brushing my gnashers and the completion of other toilet based activities were not much fun!
 
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Ste D said:
You'll find me posting threads on the horse racing forum dickhead, all very exciting as well, great tips/inside stable/what horses like to eat etc!!
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Right on mate, get that **** telt <ok>
 
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Gambol said:
^^^^ degenerate gambler.

Isn't it not odd the words 'degenerate' and 'gambler' are so often used in the same sentence.
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Im not a big punter, fiver ew will do me fine and only at the big racing meetings.All the mugs are betting on the cartoons now the proper racing is cancelled.Actually heard one lad shout out 'will you fukin whip him' during a carton race at Paddy Power Park.
 
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Ste D said:
Im not a big punter, fiver ew will do me fine and only at the big racing meetings.All the mugs are betting on the cartoons now the proper racing is cancelled.Actually heard one lad shout out 'will you fukin whip him' during a carton race at Paddy Power Park.
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<laugh>
 
Ste D said:
Im not a big punter, fiver ew will do me fine and only at the big racing meetings.All the mugs are betting on the cartoons now the proper racing is cancelled.Actually heard one lad shout out 'will you fukin whip him' during a carton race at Paddy Power Park.
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Reminds me of the 'old' days (pre television and technology) in the bookies where the punters would stand, glassy eyed during the race, staring at the list of runners on the 'board' on which the 'marker' would update the available price on a particular runner. "Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end."
 
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bayernkenny said:
Don't believe this one. She looks a dirty piece who was likely up to no good! Defo WID!
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Are you suggesting there may have been a bit of autoerotic shenanigans? Head held under the water whilst being serviced from the rear?

Amazing how some women look like butter wouldn't melt and others look like they'd be more at home bound and gagged and strapped to a Sybian. Takes all sorts I suppose.
 
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GroveRanger said:
Are you suggesting there may have been a bit of autoerotic shenanigans? Head held under the water whilst being serviced from the rear?

Amazing how some women look like butter wouldn't melt and others look like they'd be more at home bound and gagged and strapped to a Sybian. Takes all sorts I suppose.
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I cast no particular alternative to the reported COD. All I can currently report is ......these boots are made for pumpin'! I do not doubt she had experienced a mechanically generated 'O' in her oh too short life! Ho-hum.
 
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