Dead Hamster

[DerekTheMole]

its a stepping stone to being the next john wayne gacy

The boys in my basement are still alive for now though

 

[Fox Mulder]

The boys in my basement are still alive for now though

why? youll serve a big sentence and never get another job, so you might aswel kill them all in the most gruesome of ways !! then if you get caught in the uk you will get free accommodation, protection and a legacy that will last the centuries … make money selling books too

 

[Hoddle is a god]

a wasp came in and started bothering me

@Matth_2014 is your man for the humane removing of wasps.

Not sure if he’s able to work around blokes taking a dump. He might charge more for that.

 

[DerekTheMole]

@Matth_2014 is your man for the humane removing of wasps.

Not sure if he’s able to work around blokes taking a dump. He might charge more for that.

Probably do it for free

 

[FosseFilberto]

No I'm bored with it all now, the ashes will probably remain in the BBQ until, next summer and I'll add a back of self light coals forgetting he's in there.

Don't forget to feed it over the winter

 

[luvgonzo]

Don't forget to feed it over the winter

It's dead Fosse, did you not get that?

 

[FosseFilberto]

It's dead Fosse, did you not get that?

You sure it's not just hibernating mate?

 

[luvgonzo]

You sure it's not just hibernating mate?

Pretty sure.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Pretty sure.

Try and tempt it with a bit of lettuce ...

 

[luvgonzo]

Try and tempt it with a bit of lettuce ...

It no longer has a mouth.

 

[FosseFilberto]

It no longer has a mouth.

Intravenous smoothie?

 

[luvgonzo]

Intravenous smoothie?

No stomach Fosse, what part of cremation are you struggling with?

 

[FosseFilberto]

No stomach Fosse, what part of cremation are you struggling with?

Give it up then mate, it's probably dead .. unless of course it's name was Phoenix, in which case there is still a slim chance ...

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Mrs luv won't let me flush it. I have to Google what to do with a dead Hamster.

Over to you deviants.

Let's get creative.

You're a culinary expert. Get it ****ing eaten

 

[luvgonzo]

Fosse is the shopkeeper in the dead parrot scene.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Fosse is the shopkeeper in the dead parrot scene.

There's a scene? ... is it somewhere exotic? Is there a dress code? Hamsterdam?

 

[luvgonzo]

There's a scene? ... is it somewhere exotic? Is there a dress code? Hamsterdam?

Take some pills and have a sit down in the dark Fosse, it'll pass soon.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Take some pills and have a sit down in the dark Fosse, it'll pass soon.

I thought it had passed already? Make yer mind up ffs ... you're flipping like a Scouser in a trainer warehouse

 

[Fox Mulder]

theres a video floating around today of an anaconda breaking a crocodiles legs and suffocating it for anyone interested

 

[Commachio]

theres a video floating around today of an anaconda breaking a crocodiles legs and suffocating it for anyone interested

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