Dead Hamster
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It went deaf Mick. I trained it to come by calling it, but one day I pulled all his legs off and when I called him he never came so I stamped on him.
im sure it learned its lesson.... it definitely wont do it again
because we took it off it. To be fair, it was a big ****ing cat,.a white persian, during the winter we used to back comb it's hair and give it a proper mane, then tell people it was a siberian lion.
what a waste the rabbit took the worst of it for nowt... even if it was barley alive it was probably thinking no rush lads . aye cheers its already severed my wind pipe you funny ****s
My old man used to have a Flemish Giant rabbit that escaped from it's cage and just lived in the garden in a hole it dug ... cats would come into the garden and at least one tried to attack the rabbit which was a buck ... bad move .. it would pounce on the cats and roger them within an inch of their lives 
****ing boot it out the front door into the street ffs.
I'll scatter the ashes next time I go for a swim, the local pool is pretty relaxed.
Let your Children know it is dead , then let them bury it .
Laugh all you want , but it is a good thing to do .
Laugh all you want , but it is a good thing to do .
They didn't care. One of them was surprised we still had it.
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Hoddle is a god
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That makes me feel sad for the hamster.
My 9 year old has one.
I like to think that when Mr Cuddles shuffles off this mortal coil, his death will be greeted with bereavement, and that my son will demand a fitting send off.
I have the eulogy already prepared.
The hymn will, of course, be “All Things Bright And Beautiful.”
It’s what Mr Cuddles would want.
I would say that having been the owner of at least 3 hamsters over many years, they are not great pets and people should stop buying them for kids.
