Dead Hamster

[The Ginger Marks]

that isn't a hampster

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Nah this is.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Talking of which, was having a nice brew this morning looking out of my back patio windows and a rat casually walked across my lawn and into my woodshed.

No way are those ****s setting up home there for the winter, bastards.

why not its a free world

 

[luvgonzo]

that isn't a hampster

Oh right, what is it?

 

[luvgonzo]

id bury it in the garden

The dog would dig it up.

 

[Fox Mulder]

The dog would dig it up.

put it in a box and dig a bit further …. it deserves a proper funeral... you too its natural existence away for your own benefit... now get digging

 

[Libby]

Go leave it under a table in a restaurant that's pissed you off once.

 

[luvgonzo]

put it in a box and dig a bit further …. it deserves a proper funeral... you too its natural existence away for your own benefit... now get digging

I already burned it.

I played the Game if Thrones music while it was burning.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I already burned it.

you burned it where ? did you sprinkle his ashes somewhere ? that would be nice

 

[Libby]

I already burned it.

I played the Game if Thrones music while it was burning.

Alive.

 

[luvgonzo]

Alive.

It was definitely dead the second time, just glad it moved when I put it on the sticks the first time.

I Poked it with a needle to double check.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Alive.

really?

I am closely associated with the RSPCA

 

[Libby]

It was definitely dead the second time, just glad it moved when I put it on the sticks the first time.

I Poked it with a needle to double check.

Jasper's gonna have you bruv.

 

[Fox Mulder]

It was definitely dead the second time, just glad it moved when I put it on the sticks the first time.

I Poked it with a needle to double check.

sorry am I getting this right !!! you set fire to this animal alive ?

 

[luvgonzo]

really?

I am closely associated with the RSPCA

It wasn't Alive I checked. Held a mirror up to its mouth

 

[luvgonzo]

sorry am I getting this right !!! you set fire to this animal alive ?

No I went to burn it and it moved so I put it back in the cage and it died later.

 

[Fox Mulder]

It wasn't Alive I checked. Held a mirror up to its mouth

you better not be lying mate because I hate animal cruelty. I'm a bit of an animal lover truth be told you see.

 

[luvgonzo]

you better not be lying mate because I hate animal cruelty. I'm a bit of an animal lover truth be told you see.

I wouldn't do that.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I'd have jammed it in a saucepan and buried it in the garden and waited for the flowers to come up.

 

[Libby]

Luv's going to end up with his name on a list alongside me, Tel and Comm

 

[Fox Mulder]

I wouldn't do that.

phew