Das Halloween-Gewinde

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With my eldest being scared of Ladybirds (yep, that's right, it wasn't a typo!) And the mrs (nm) being at work, I don't have to take the kids out.

However, the issues was the second born, he wanted to go out. Problem solved though; sent him out with the neighbours instead whilst I ignored every visitor. They had to ring me to get my attention upon their return too :)
 
RedLadSonofAnfield said:
Not had hardly any fireworks so far tbh, a few yeah but been pretty quiet on that front

Fat bints and thick ****s, well they be swarmin all day every day innit

What's in ya haul bro ?
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Malteseers , several types of chocolate bars, crisps..decent ones too, **** tonne of jellies and lollipops, bags of popcorn (already regifted) and two apples oddly.

The residence association is already on Facebook complaining of non residents brings their kids in cos the tuff is good round here.

I gave one jelly pack and one lollypop each but others ere shovelling out chocs.... I found the missus had hidden our chocolate in the cupboard and forgotten she bought them so I've a double haul.
 
Jurgen said:
With my eldest being scared of Ladybirds (yep, that's right, it wasn't a typo!) And the mrs (nm) being at work, I don't have to take the kids out.

However, the issues was the second born, he wanted to go out. Problem solved though; sent him out with the neighbours instead whilst I ignored every visitor. They had to ring me to get my attention upon their return too :)
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Oh, and the mrs (nm) bought loads of sweats for tonight. Don't worry, I've told her they were great ;)
 
I forgot. sent 17 year old to a party earlier. 4 conplete little sluts in pvc costumes went in after... we never had halloween parties did we...
 
Nozzer said:
I noticed <ok> what happened mate?
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She hasn't bothered replying to my last message from days ago ... not like it was a few lines which I guess would be excusable, these were Goethe-esque messages man and I actually liked her quite a bit, but I can see the logic and understand it given the ridiculously incomprehensible distance. Thanks for your interest anyways (you bastard callous german with no feckin heart)
 
RedLadSonofAnfield said:
She hasn't bothered replying to my last message from days ago ... not like it was a few lines which I guess would be excusable, these were Goethe-esque messages man and I actually liked her quite a bit, but I can see the logic and understand it given the ridiculously incomprehensible distance. Thanks for your interest anyways (you bastard callous german with no feckin heart)
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There's only one thing for it mate. Jump in the van, drive 15 hours to Munich, knock on her door and demand that she sends you a message. <ok>

It's a bank holiday so she''ll probably be home and everything.
 
Nozzer said:
There's only one thing for it mate. Jump in the van, drive 15 hours to Munich, knock on her door and demand that she sends you a message. <ok>

It's a bank holiday so she''ll probably be home and everything.
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<laugh> The van is up to it. I don't think I am !! Plus I have to pick a pair of trousers up from my tailor tomorrow

You have a holiday for halloween ?? I presume that's for some leeway incase any transformations take place
 
RedLadSonofAnfield said:
<laugh> The van is up to it. I don't think I am !! Plus I have to pick a pair of trousers up from my tailor tomorrow

You have a holiday for halloween ?? I presume that's for some leeway incase any transformations take place
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<laugh> loving the dedication - "I was gonna try and salvage it love, but, you know... my trousers needing picking up."

Technically it's for All Saints. A holiday for the Appleton sisters would probably be scarier than Halloween.
 
Milkfinger said:
What pisses me off is all the parents that sit in the car with the air conditioning running to stay cool instead of walking with the kids.
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Is sitting in the car cool nowadays? <whistle>

Though that sounds about one of the most stereotypicallly American things I can imagine, like driving from one side of the car park to the other. Were they eating a burger while shooting a rifle out the window at the same time?
 
moreinjuredthanowen said:
We got a great haul in. made sure we got out early for the good ****.

****ing asshole outside letting of random fireworks while we passed and the missus stopped and nearly got exploded when one went off one the ground... failure to launch there. there's always one toss pot.

We had a **** tonne of chocolate but then some fat bint fell down our front steps carrying a baby... thick **** banged its head but sat their crying about her leg. sent them all off asap. Nothing to do with me, but I told them to get the **** to hospital.
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Arsehole FFS <doh>
 
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