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Das Halloween-Gewinde

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by FedLadSonOfAnfield, Oct 27, 2016.

  1. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    With my eldest being scared of Ladybirds (yep, that's right, it wasn't a typo!) And the mrs (nm) being at work, I don't have to take the kids out.

    However, the issues was the second born, he wanted to go out. Problem solved though; sent him out with the neighbours instead whilst I ignored every visitor. They had to ring me to get my attention upon their return too :)
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Malteseers , several types of chocolate bars, crisps..decent ones too, **** tonne of jellies and lollipops, bags of popcorn (already regifted) and two apples oddly.

    The residence association is already on Facebook complaining of non residents brings their kids in cos the tuff is good round here.

    I gave one jelly pack and one lollypop each but others ere shovelling out chocs.... I found the missus had hidden our chocolate in the cupboard and forgotten she bought them so I've a double haul.
     
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  3. Zanjinho

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    Oh, and the mrs (nm) bought loads of sweats for tonight. Don't worry, I've told her they were great ;)
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I forgot. sent 17 year old to a party earlier. 4 conplete little sluts in pvc costumes went in after... we never had halloween parties did we...
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    whats the address bro ??
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I love a good sweat but i don't have a missus so just watch moreno playing
     
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  7. Germlands Nozzer

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    Alberto Moreno makes you sweaty? :emoticon-0112-wonde Think you need to spend some more time with your German essayist.
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Only his defending ... what did you fink i meant ?? **** that, zee germans are dead to me now can't you see i've even changed my avatar
     
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  9. Germlands Nozzer

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    I noticed <ok> what happened mate?
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    She hasn't bothered replying to my last message from days ago ... not like it was a few lines which I guess would be excusable, these were Goethe-esque messages man and I actually liked her quite a bit, but I can see the logic and understand it given the ridiculously incomprehensible distance. Thanks for your interest anyways (you bastard callous german with no feckin heart)
     
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  11. Germlands Nozzer

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    There's only one thing for it mate. Jump in the van, drive 15 hours to Munich, knock on her door and demand that she sends you a message. <ok>

    It's a bank holiday so she''ll probably be home and everything.
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    <laugh> The van is up to it. I don't think I am !! Plus I have to pick a pair of trousers up from my tailor tomorrow

    You have a holiday for halloween ?? I presume that's for some leeway incase any transformations take place
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    What pisses me off is all the parents that sit in the car with the air conditioning running to stay cool instead of walking with the kids.
     
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  14. Germlands Nozzer

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    <laugh> loving the dedication - "I was gonna try and salvage it love, but, you know... my trousers needing picking up."

    Technically it's for All Saints. A holiday for the Appleton sisters would probably be scarier than Halloween.
     
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  15. Germlands Nozzer

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    Is sitting in the car cool nowadays? <whistle>

    Though that sounds about one of the most stereotypicallly American things I can imagine, like driving from one side of the car park to the other. Were they eating a burger while shooting a rifle out the window at the same time?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

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    Arsehole FFS <doh>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

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    No ****er knocked on my door, unbelievably <yikes>
     
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  18. Zingy

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    Probably seen the unit enter and exit a few times. <yikes>
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I normally actually say it like a mexican.. assholEEE
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Eldest was round last night.
     
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