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  1. saintanton

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    You mean like dressing in Killer Clown gear and jumping out at him with a machete?
     
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  2. saintanton

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    We played duck-apple when we were kids. None of yer Yank crap going round demanding sweets with menaces.
    And we carved out proper turnips to make a lantern thingy, not a big soft pumpkin.
     
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    feck them all, orrible little batards with their disgusting american celebration of wasteful consumption. will be sitting watching TV with the curtains shut not answering the door to anyone.
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No. Instead, in the old days kids would walk around 5 nights later demanding money to buy fireworks with. <laugh>

    What happened to letting kids have explosives. Damn nanny state.
     
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  5. Zanjinho

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    He's scared of ladybirds FFS <laugh>


    He's recently decided he's not scared of spiders any more. By "not scared", he means he won't squeal like a little girl whilst running out the room any more, he still won't go near them or attempt to distinguish them!
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    As usual Google image search came through...

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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Probably not a fan of these then:

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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Ladybirds <laugh>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My middle child is legitimately scared of pirates.

    Intellectually, she understands the concept of pirates, as she knows them, actually threatening her is infinitesimally small. That doesn't stop her staying awake all night scared they're going to break in and kidnap her.

    She's always had extremely high anxiety issues though.
     
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  10. Zanjinho

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    1477596269715.jpg

    ;)
     
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    Pirates are scary and bad, ladybirds not so much.
    Unless you're an aphid, of course.
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I'm sure it's irrationality and some grow out of it and some dont
     
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  13. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    My niece didn't like pirates and going on holiday she thought the people flying the plane were pirates... got very confused and scared before we could convince her pirates and pilots were different things.
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Ours had a fat friend we used to torment with a clown mask.

    Now.... yes it's wrong but 16 year old fat dimwits who scream their heads off when confronted by a clown mask is very funny.

    Did I ever tell you guys about how I scared a girl out of a guys room using a robbie doll (Google them) stuck on the end of a sweeping brush and knocking on the first floor window.

    That taught him for bring girls home.
     
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    Nobody commented on the German thread title yet <laugh>:bandit:<cheers>
     
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  16. THE FOOL

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    i googled robbie doll, **** me know wonder they where scared, a coked up stokie knocking on your window, holding a mini version of himself would terrify all but the strongest of men

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    Not really surprising, is it? <whistle>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My two share an aversion to Morris dancers <laugh>
     
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    I noticed mate, I just didn't care too much for it ;)
     
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  20. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Going to an adult Halloween party tom night at mates tattoo studio. There is a big cellar so thats where the dance floor and bar was, anything like last year it will be fangtastic. He went to a lot of effort and was good

    Going as a Werewolf this year

    Sunday (after my lie in) having a party with my little un after decroating the house and turning it into a 'scary house' with little un. Mon after work taking her to another party. Then bonfire night coming up, then Christmas :)

    Love this time of year and the weather
     
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