Never been able to face a bag of pickled onion monster munch since a mate of mine said he'd eaten a packet before he took a girl at school round the back of the bike sheds for some Saville action and he said he used the other hand but both sets of fingers smelled the same after he'd dipped in the sticky pot. Monster munch smell like fanny, not an advertising slogan you are likely to hear. And what happened to beef flavour Wotsits? They were superb.
Used to like Smiths Square Crisps, really crunchy. School tuck shop - Snaps, 5p a bag. And 2 black jacks for a penny, it's a wonder I've got any teeth left.
