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Crime - part deux

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Oct 2, 2021.

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Should crime happen

  1. Go on then why not.

  2. Yes

  3. Stfu sucky

  4. Tobes and peej welch couple

  5. Suck Roy's tits

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  1. Tobes

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    **** me <doh>

     
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  2. Sucky

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    Gotta watch those cannabis brownies, crazy stuff.
     
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    Wid.
     
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  4. Sucky

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    Shoulda stoned her to death for jokes purposes
     
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    Least they're beating someone<laugh>:bandit:
     
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    The BBC report on it mentions that it was the first one he'd ever had.
    What the **** was in that?!

    There's no mention anywhere of previous mental health issues, which I find strange.
    One brownie and he's flying into dissociative, murderous rages and making sure he kills someone?
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Didnt read it bro, i saw cannabis brownies and murder and cba with that propoganda bs so rolled a joint instead
     
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    I've browsed around trying to find out what the **** went on and I'm none the wiser.

    He freaked out, she laughed at him, so he lost it and killed her.
    Strangled her, beat her up, stabbed her 30 times, then ran over the body in his car.
    Claimed that he thought he was dead and to return to life he had to kill her.
    That does not sound like cannabis.

    They dropped the murder charge because the prosecution felt it wasn't warranted.
    Three psychiatrists examined him and found that he was utterly divorced from reality.
    His girlfriend recorded her own death and they used it as part of the examination. Grim.
     
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  9. Sucky

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    BBC reporter "Its that bloody wacky backy mate." :rolleyes:
     
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    The judge, actually:
    "I am quite sure that the psychotic state which Jake Notman was in was at least in part a response to the cannabis which he had taken," the judge added.
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Stupid old **** dont know ****.

    One day his kind will die out, thankfully
     
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    Which one ?
     
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    Probs have her sit on my face while he sucked me off. You?
     
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    Just her, then not now though
     
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    Good to clarify that one beforehand.
     
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    Good job he ate weed instead of drank alcohol. If you murder someone while drunk it's still murder. Apparently murdering someone while high on any other substance isn't murder though.


    Reasons to do pot instead of alcohol, you are not responsible for your actions when high apparently.
     
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    Sit on your face is probably all she could do now.
     
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    Bit of a shocker In Liverpool today

    Rip to the young girl.

    Shocking
     
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  19. Sucky

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    John henrys side hustle<laugh>:bandit:
     
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