Off Topic Cricket Thread

[rangercol]

We need these 2 out tonight badly

Ain't happening like this.
Our two worst bowlers on now.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Ain't happening like this.
Our two worst bowlers on now.

Wicket is dead now and these 2 are in. Wood coming back on to replace Anderson. We need him to produce something special right now. He should've been on this end much earlier !

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

I think that stokes didn’t declare because he wanted his mate to get a century .

 

[rangercol]

Woody!!!!
Useless umpire didn't give it of course.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Get in there !!! ****ing should've been bowling much earlier. Rip em up Wooody !!

 

[rangercol]

Is Joel actually watching what happens?

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

I think that stokes didn’t declare because he wanted his mate to get a century .

Possibly, but I think it's more cos we only want to bat once in the match with the weather about. I said pre match we would want between 500-550, a little more will do !

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Is Joel actually watching what happens?

Blokes utterly clueless

 

[rangercol]

I think that stokes didn’t declare because he wanted his mate to get a century .

Didn't want to bat twice. If Bairstow had got out we'd have declared, but with him came quick runs.

 

[Stroller]

Woody!!!!
Useless umpire didn't give it of course.

If the batsman walks he doesn't need to.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

It will be criminal if the weather denies us over the next 2 days. If we can level here, I think we'll demolish them at the Oval. If everyone is fit then possibly replace Jimmy with Tongue, poor Jimbo just isn't the same bowler.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Woakes back on

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Labuchagne completely undone by Woakes bouncer, ****ing lands safely. Mong umpire calls for concussion test even though it hit the bat and glanced off the helmet. Ffs could've gone straight up that

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Why is there no short leg for Wood ? Crazy. In now ffs

 

[Hoop-Leif]

Let's get at least 1 more before close lads!

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Wood u ****ing beauty !!! Bye bye Head. Come on. Brilliant bowling

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Let's get at least 1 more before close lads!

There you go lol. Let's get another couple now !

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

No no ball wickets either ! That would be a sickener. Nice time for a Wood hat trick lol

 

[Hoop-Leif]

OK. Try again.

Let's have at least 1 more wicket before close of play lads.

 

[jeffranger]

Brilliant bowling from Wood