Off Topic Cricket Thread

Sorry HB but he wouldn't know tongue in cheek if it but him on the bum.

 

Pissed again Strolls?

 

So touchy! Calm yourself down.
Weather is saving you.

 

Calm as can be. Win or lose I try and keep it civil without making unnecessary rude remarks. Some people can't help themselves. As I say, perhaps some professional help may be of assistance. No dishonour in admitting you need help.

 

Weather Update - Briefing to forum members.

Please be aware that we Australians have dialed up some pretty nasty weather for this fourth Ashes test.
Payment has been made and that we are currently awaiting a reply from the Optional Weather Producing Company Pty Ltd, there in Manchester.

One does hope that the OWPC Pty Ltd deliver on their promise, to provide an Ashes saving weather predicament for we Australians.
Best that you stay home and watch the golf, l suppose.

As Richie Benaud would say, 'Splendid that.'
As you were.

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You're having a laugh.
I said the Aussies would have claimed that catch and although it was a bit of a wind up, I actually think they would have, as they have before.
Maybe saying someone has mental health issues is a bit rude eh?

Stop being so delicate.

 

You just know that the weather is going to save them........ tomorrow's forecast has got worse and looks a washout as well.....

 

Interesting how I'm delicate after the last time you decided I was taking the piss when I clearly wasn't. Also, root did ask for the catch to be checked which is fine by me but if an Aussie had done that you'd be calling them cheats (no doubt claiming it as tongue in cheek when we both know its not).
I believe stroller has your measure.

 

Whatever.
That's a totally contradictory post. How would I call an Aussie a cheat for asking for a catch to be checked? That's the opposite. The Aussies would have just claimed it imo.
Anyway, put me on ignore if it helps your delicate sensibilities.

 

Calling you out does not make me sensitive. Tossers need to be advised they are tossers otherwise they'll think people like them. Carry on.

 

Says the bloke continually whinging about someone being abusive.
Absolutely hilarious.
Stop it now.

 

Help is available Col. Don't be afraid to ask. No one can think less of you.

 

Another WUM.
Sigh.

 

Who made the payment
Bet it wasn't the rev

 

Beeb reporter saying possible window of opportunity for 3 hours from midday today and no rain after 3pm tomorrow according to a weather app...... everything crossed....

 

Interesting stat on the radio, Old Trafford had lost 24 whole days in all ashes tests, the SCG, 25

 

Latest BBC weather forecast (not always the most reliable) is now a complete washout for the entire weekend.
Jammy sods. Such a shame.

 

Met Office forecast slightly more encouraging, but not by much.

 

We only need 1 Over.

 

Could be play between 2-4 apparently