Off Topic Cricket Thread

[jeffranger]

At last all out, now how are England going to approach this, plenty time & no need for rash strokes

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Well it's bizarre that they're putting him at that risk.
I'd like to hear their explanation.

It's fear of England chasing this down, albeit a very slim chance !

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

At last all out, now how are England going to approach this, plenty time & no need for rash strokes

Have you watched any of the last year lol ? Of course we're gonna play rash shots !

 

[rangercol]

It's fear of England chasing this down, albeit a very slim chance !

Yes I get that, but I'm presuming that they have medical advice that, as he's already out of the series, he can't make it significantly worse.

 

[Hoop-Leif]

OK let's play.

At end of play today where do we think we'll be?

I'm going for 116-4

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Yes I get that, but I'm presuming that they have medical advice that, as he's already out of the series, he can't make it significantly worse.

Surely they have, be beyond stupid if not

 

[rangercol]

At last all out, now how are England going to approach this, plenty time & no need for rash strokes

That won't happen Jeff.

It'll be an onslaught.

 

[jeffranger]

Have you watched any of the last year lol ? Of course we're gonna play rash shots !

Certainly have & they’ve no need to play kamikaze hooks like first innings

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

OK let's play.

At end of play today where do we think we'll be?

I'm going for 116-4

Going hopeful. 121-1

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Certainly have & they’ve no need to play kamikaze hooks like first innings

Agreed, but they will ! It's a macho thing and we refuse to show weakness in the face of obvious self destruction

 

[Staines R's]

Stand up and applaud the magnificent courage of our Aussie Lyon!!!

Hope he’s put himself out for 12 weeks now the knob

 

[Stroller]

OK let's play.

At end of play today where do we think we'll be?

I'm going for 116-4

130-2

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

If they go short stuff immediately and we refuse to play, itt could be 10-0 at the close lol

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Waldorf and Stadler are at it I see.

Hey, I enjoyed watching those Muppets. Just wondering whether those to whom you refer, resemble the aforementioned in any way.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

If we deploy those tactics in next match, Wood and Stokes might both be ended permanently

 

[Staines R's]

OK let's play.

At end of play today where do we think we'll be?

I'm going for 116-4

131-0

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

And the brain of a ****ing donkey

If we win by less than 15 runs, then that'll be a donkey with a big dick, who'll go down in history in the same vein as the legendary Simpson's donkey!

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

... plenty time & no need for rash strokes

But maybe a little rash ...Stokes!

 

[Staines R's]

I love seeing that drone footage on Sky. Reminds me of when I was there and had a day at being upperclass and in with the toffs.
They did a bloody good curry

 

[Staines R's]

If we win by less than 15 runs, then that'll be a donkey with a big dick, who'll go down in history in the same vein as the legendary Simpson's donkey!

I bet you dont…how much we having ?