Off Topic Cricket Thread

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

I'd like to see Lyon gat at some runs, he's already a champion. But this innings will make him a legend!

 

[Staines R's]

Do you know exactly what he's done?
Surely they must think he can't do any more damage?

Bowl at the stumps ffs!!

It seems common knowledge that he has torn his calf. That would usually take 6-8 weeks of total rest, however bad the tear is.
By running on it, or even putting strain on it, like he has to when batting, it will only make it worse……that’s common sense.
It’s an absolute bizarre decision

 

[rangercol]

I'd like to see Lyon gat at some runs, he's already a champion. But this innings will make him a legend!

I'm quite enjoying seeing him in pain.
Bloke's a twat.

 

[Hoop-Leif]

Just bowl. yorkers at Lyon. Over and over ffs

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Oh the irony. Lyon's batting has led to Stokes getting injured, ... maybe.
And yes, I know Starc hit it.

 

[rangercol]

It seems common knowledge that he has torn his calf. That would usually take 6-8 weeks of total rest, however bad the tear is.
By running on it, or even putting strain on it, like he has to when batting, it will only make it worse……that’s common sense.
It’s an absolute bizarre decision

Will it make it any worse?
I suppose there's extra strain all around that area.

 

[rangercol]

We don't deserve to win being this thick!!

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

Ffs this is pathetic, put a yorker in

 

[rangercol]

Pitch it up you ****ing morons!!
We've lost it.

 

[Staines R's]

Will it make it any worse?
I suppose there's extra strain all around that area.

Yes it would make it worse….think a bit of string that has a few strands torn….putting strain on the remaining strands will quite possibly caucused those to tear as well (more easily of course because there are less strands there in the first place) thus meaning more damage has been done.

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

I'm quite enjoying seeing him in pain.
Bloke's a twat.

With the heart of a lion. And the balls of a Right Whale!
Hits a four for good measure. How do you like him now Col?

 

[rangercol]

Ffs this is pathetic, put a yorker in

Completely lost our minds.

 

[Stroller]

Waldorf and Stadler are at it I see.

 

[Hoop-Leif]

Why bowl short????

How dumb are we ffs!!

 

[Staines R's]

With the heart of a lion. And the balls of a Right Whale!
Hits a four for good measure. How do you like him now Col?

And the brain of a ****ing donkey

 

[rangercol]

Yes it would make it worse….think a bit of string that has a few strands torn….putting strain on the remaining strands will quite possibly caucused those to tear as well (more easily of course because there are less strands there in the first place) thus meaning more damage has been done.

Well it's bizarre that they're putting him at that risk.
I'd like to hear their explanation.

 

[Hammersmith bookie]

At last ! Only 371 to win then. Piece of piss. Watch us get bowled out tonight lol

 

[Staines R's]

Well it's bizarre that they're putting him at that risk.
I'd like to hear their explanation.

Will be interesting

 

[rangercol]

Massive run chase awaits.

At least we know they won't die wondering.

 

[LandOfHoopsAndGlory]

Stand up and applaud the magnificent courage of our Aussie Lyon!!!