Off Topic Cricket Thread

To put it into context, the Aussie women have won 38 of their last 39 one day internationals ! No team had previously lost 2 group matches and made the final, England lost their first 3. Gonna be great
 
This is looking grim already, too many short balls getting pumped to the boundary. Ball is swinging and we're wasting the new ball. Reminiscent of the mens test team ! We desperaty need a couple of wickets
 
Jeez we're so desperate for a wicket we've just reviewed an lbw decision that Healy hit with the bat ! We've had to bring Ecclestone on earlier than we'd have liked. Other bowlers keep dropping short and getting pummelled to the boundary. So so stupid. Aussie men set for a very big total unfortunately
 
Can't understand our decision to bowl on what looks a better, especially with the chance of applying scoreboard pressure and when our 2 best bowlers are spinners on an unused wicket. Crazy not to have batted
 
149-0 ! Highest partnership for any wicket ever in Women's World Cup Finals. Marvelous. We've completely frozen on the biggest stage, awful bowling and catching and captaincy.