Off Topic Cricket Thread

Khawaja defo done a deal with the devil

 

Aussies are some spawny gits.
Ball after ball going past the edge.
You make your own luck I suppose.

 

Come on Aussies. Give Tongue a good lashing!
(, couldn't help myself).

 

1st bouncer from Tongue and Warner miscues straight up but lands safely. Of course it does. Cone on let's go bodyline ffs

 

"Jammy Aussies. Lofted ball falls short of fielders."
Thought I'd pre-empt you guys.

 

We've had by far the best bowling conditions , and still we're toiling. Gonna have to put the 4 year plan on soon to cheer myself up. Could be cognac time alot earlier than usual

 

I couldn't quite beat you HB.
Just as well our boys are. (aah, not so much).
(Hope this doesn't come back to haunt me).

 

Relax, you've broken the back of the game. We'll be chasing 400 plus and with your bowlers and our brains it's 2-0 and doomsville

 

It seems like it's getting quite dark at Lord's. Your prayers may be getting answered.
Robinson's face looks quite sullen. Must be back breaking work for no result.
And McCullum enjoying(?) a gob full of water (I think that's what's in his bottle).

 

Warner reviews immediately. But, OUT!
First to go as usual, mostly.
Tongue wags.

 

Really sorry to say this to you mate, but I hope you're right.
You guys deserve better, but only one team can end up with the Ashes, in one way or another.
But as others have mentioned on this board, we are QPR and we should be used to forlorn hope and desolation.

 

Jammy Aussies dodge another bullet.

 

Good bowling from England this afternoon. Equally good batting from the Aussies.

 

You guys have stepped it up. Too bad you were well behind in the first innings.

 

Light is really a problem though. I'm watching in HD and picture is fuzzy around the edges, like my groin area if I'm honest.
Try getting that picture out of your head.

 

How is ****ter B still out there, almost out 3 times already. Millimetres in it

 

At least Tongue looks a good find, been very impressive

 

Effectively 172/1...... What do you reckon? Chase 400 in 100 overs........ doable I'd say

 

Another 50 to Khawaja.

 

This is so reminiscent of so many Ashes series I've watched over the years.
England have some good players but, more often than not, get it wrong when it really matters and the Aussies just power away into the distance.
Oh well.